What you get free costs too much.

What you get free costs too much.

Friends are like bras: close to your heart and there for support.

Friends are like bras: close to your heart and there for support.

Have you ever noticed what golf spells backwards?

Have you ever noticed what golf spells backwards?

In all matters of opinion, our adversaries are insane.

In all matters of opinion, our adversaries are insane.

If you are a dog and your owner suggests that you wear a sweater suggest that he wear a tail.

If you are a dog and your owner suggests that you wear a sweater suggest that he wear a tail.

This suspense is terrible. I hope it will last.

This suspense is terrible. I hope it will last.

Half the lies they tell about me aren't true.

Half the lies they tell about me aren't true.

A little sincerity is a dangerous thing, and a great deal of it is absolutely fatal.

A little sincerity is a dangerous thing, and a great deal of it is absolutely fatal.

I am ready to meet my Maker. Whether my Maker is prepared for the ordeal of meeting me is another read more

I am ready to meet my Maker. Whether my Maker is prepared for the ordeal of meeting me is another matter.