Borrow money from a pessimist - they don't expect it back

Borrow money from a pessimist - they don't expect it back

The best cure for insomnia is to get a lot of sleep.

The best cure for insomnia is to get a lot of sleep.

When someone hands you a flyer, it's like they're saying here you throw this away.

When someone hands you a flyer, it's like they're saying here you throw this away.

It is better to be beautiful than to be good, but it is better to be good than to be read more

It is better to be beautiful than to be good, but it is better to be good than to be ugly.

This suspense is terrible. I hope it will last.

This suspense is terrible. I hope it will last.

I was a vegetarian until I started leaning toward the sunlight.

I was a vegetarian until I started leaning toward the sunlight.

There's no half-singing in the shower, you're either a rock star or an opera diva.

There's no half-singing in the shower, you're either a rock star or an opera diva.

My fake plants died because I did not pretend to water them.

My fake plants died because I did not pretend to water them.

I know that you believe you understand what you think I said, but I'm not sure you realize that what read more

I know that you believe you understand what you think I said, but I'm not sure you realize that what you heard is not what I meant.