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14 / 18

I haven't spoken to my wife in years. I didn't want to interrupt her.

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10 / 19

My wife and I were happy for 20 years. Then we met.

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11 / 15

I told my psychiatrist that everyone hates me. He said I was being ridiculous - everyone hasn't met me yet.

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9 / 7

I looked up my family tree and found three dogs using it.

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I went to a fight the other night, and a hockey game broke out.

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