Maxioms by Rodney Dangerfield
I haven't spoken to my wife in years. I didn't want to interrupt her.
I haven't spoken to my wife in years. I didn't want to interrupt her.
I went to a fight the other night, and a hockey game broke out.
I went to a fight the other night, and a hockey game broke out.
What a dog I got, his favorite bone is in my arm.
What a dog I got, his favorite bone is in my arm.
If beauty is in the eye of the beholder, so is ugliness
If beauty is in the eye of the beholder, so is ugliness
I was such an ugly kid - When I played in the sandbox, the cat kept covering me up
I was such an ugly kid - When I played in the sandbox, the cat kept covering me up
