Maxioms by Groucho Marx
Age is not a particularly interesting subject. Anyone can get old. All you have to do is live long enough.
Age is not a particularly interesting subject. Anyone can get old. All you have to do is live long enough.
From the moment I picked up your book until I laid it down, I was convulsed with laughter. Some day read more
From the moment I picked up your book until I laid it down, I was convulsed with laughter. Some day I intend reading it.
No man goes before his time / unless the boss leaves early.
No man goes before his time / unless the boss leaves early.
A clown is like aspirin, only he works twice as fast.
A clown is like aspirin, only he works twice as fast.
The secret of life is honesty and fair dealing. If you can fake that, you've got it made. Life is read more
The secret of life is honesty and fair dealing. If you can fake that, you've got it made. Life is a whim of several billion cells to be you for a while. -Groucho Marx.