Maxioms by Groucho Marx
Military intelligence is a contradiction in terms.
Military intelligence is a contradiction in terms.
Practically everybody in New York has half a mind to write a book -and does
Practically everybody in New York has half a mind to write a book -and does
Behind every successful man is a woman, behind her is his wife.
Behind every successful man is a woman, behind her is his wife.
The husband who wants a happy marriage should learn to keep his mouth shut and his checkbook open
The husband who wants a happy marriage should learn to keep his mouth shut and his checkbook open
Outside of a dog, a man's best friend is a book. Inside of a dog, it's too dark to read.
Outside of a dog, a man's best friend is a book. Inside of a dog, it's too dark to read.
