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A hospital bed is a parked taxi with the meter running.

A hospital bed is a parked taxi with the meter running.

by Groucho Marx Found in: Funny Quotes,
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No man goes before his time / unless the boss leaves early.

No man goes before his time / unless the boss leaves early.

by Groucho Marx Found in: Bosses Quotes,
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A black cat crossing your path signifies that the animal is going somewhere.

A black cat crossing your path signifies that the animal is going somewhere.

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Please accept my resignation. I don't want to belong to any club
that will accept me as a member.

Please accept my resignation. I don't want to belong to any club
that will accept me as a member.

by Groucho Marx Found in: Society Quotes,
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We in the industry know that behind every successful screenwriter stands a woman. And behind her stands his wife.

We in the industry know that behind every successful screenwriter stands a woman. And behind her stands his wife.

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