Maxioms by Groucho Marx
I was married by a judge. I should have asked for a jury.
I was married by a judge. I should have asked for a jury.
The secret of life is honesty and fair dealing. If you can fake that, you've got it made. Life is read more
The secret of life is honesty and fair dealing. If you can fake that, you've got it made. Life is a whim of several billion cells to be you for a while. -Groucho Marx.
Either this man is dead
or my watch has stopped.
Either this man is dead
or my watch has stopped.
Anyone who says he can see through women is missing a lot.
Anyone who says he can see through women is missing a lot.
A clown is like aspirin, only he works twice as fast.
A clown is like aspirin, only he works twice as fast.
