Groucho Marx

If you've heard this story before, don't stop me, because I'd like to hear it again.

If you've heard this story before, don't stop me, because I'd like to hear it again.

Please accept my resignation. I don't care to belong to any club that will have me as a member.

Please accept my resignation. I don't care to belong to any club that will have me as a member.

I was married by a judge. I should have asked for a jury.

I was married by a judge. I should have asked for a jury.

No man goes before his time / unless the boss leaves early.

No man goes before his time / unless the boss leaves early.

I'm leaving because the weather is too good. I hate London when it's not raining.

I'm leaving because the weather is too good. I hate London when it's not raining.