Maxioms by Groucho Marx
Either this man is dead
or my watch has stopped.
Either this man is dead
or my watch has stopped.
Behind every successful man is a woman, behind her is his wife.
Behind every successful man is a woman, behind her is his wife.
Military justice is to justice what military music is to music.
Military justice is to justice what military music is to music.
I'm leaving because the weather is too good. I hate London when it's not raining.
I'm leaving because the weather is too good. I hate London when it's not raining.
Anyone who says he can see through women is missing a lot.
Anyone who says he can see through women is missing a lot.
