Maxioms by Groucho Marx
Anyone who says he can see through women is missing a lot.
Anyone who says he can see through women is missing a lot.
Military intelligence is a contradiction in terms.
Military intelligence is a contradiction in terms.
Behind every successful man is a woman, behind her is his wife.
Behind every successful man is a woman, behind her is his wife.
Please accept my resignation. I don't want to belong to any club
that will accept me as a member.
Please accept my resignation. I don't want to belong to any club
that will accept me as a member.
I've had a wonderful evening - but this wasn't it.
I've had a wonderful evening - but this wasn't it.