If you are a dog and your owner suggests that you wear a sweater suggest that he wear a tail.

If you are a dog and your owner suggests that you wear a sweater suggest that he wear a tail.

I went to a fight the other night, and a hockey game broke out.

I went to a fight the other night, and a hockey game broke out.

The only thing worse than being talked about is not being talked about.

The only thing worse than being talked about is not being talked about.

A friend doesn't go on a diet because you are fat.

A friend doesn't go on a diet because you are fat.

I have met a lot of hardboiled eggs in my time, but you're twenty minutes.

I have met a lot of hardboiled eggs in my time, but you're twenty minutes.

I speak two languages, Body and English.

I speak two languages, Body and English.

The chief function of the body is to carry the brain around.

The chief function of the body is to carry the brain around.

I admit that: my wife is outspoken, but by whom?

I admit that: my wife is outspoken, but by whom?

Rice is great if you're really hungry and want to eat two thousand of something.

Rice is great if you're really hungry and want to eat two thousand of something.