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A line is a dot that went for a walk.
A line is a dot that went for a walk.
Borrow money from a pessimist - they don't expect it back
Borrow money from a pessimist - they don't expect it back
A hospital bed is a parked taxi with the meter running.
A hospital bed is a parked taxi with the meter running.
If you die in an elevator, be sure to push the Up button.
If you die in an elevator, be sure to push the Up button.
If we're not supposed to eat animals, how come they're made out of meat?
If we're not supposed to eat animals, how come they're made out of meat?
Experience is what you have after you've forgotten her name.
Experience is what you have after you've forgotten her name.
Life is one fool thing after another whereas love is two fool things after each other.
Life is one fool thing after another whereas love is two fool things after each other.
A good friend can tell you what is the matter with you in a minute. He may not seem such read more
A good friend can tell you what is the matter with you in a minute. He may not seem such a good friend after telling.
I love Mickey Mouse more than any woman I have ever known.
I love Mickey Mouse more than any woman I have ever known.
