I was a vegetarian until I started leaning toward the sunlight.

I was a vegetarian until I started leaning toward the sunlight.

A little sincerity is a dangerous thing, and a great deal of it is absolutely fatal.

A little sincerity is a dangerous thing, and a great deal of it is absolutely fatal.

Have you ever noticed what golf spells backwards?

Have you ever noticed what golf spells backwards?

Young men want to be faithful, and are not; old men want to be faithless, and cannot.

Young men want to be faithful, and are not; old men want to be faithless, and cannot.

Existentialism means that no one else can take a bath for you.

Existentialism means that no one else can take a bath for you.

To know one's self is wisdom, but not to know one's neighbors is genius.

To know one's self is wisdom, but not to know one's neighbors is genius.

The bikini is the most important thing since the atom bomb.

The bikini is the most important thing since the atom bomb.

Experience is what you have after you've forgotten her name.

Experience is what you have after you've forgotten her name.

It is better to be beautiful than to be good, but it is better to be good than to be read more

It is better to be beautiful than to be good, but it is better to be good than to be ugly.