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Suppose you were an idiot and suppose you were a member of Congress. But I repeat myself
Suppose you were an idiot and suppose you were a member of Congress. But I repeat myself
When choosing between two evils, I always like to try the one I've never tried before.
When choosing between two evils, I always like to try the one I've never tried before.
Life is one fool thing after another whereas love is two fool things after each other.
Life is one fool thing after another whereas love is two fool things after each other.
Young men want to be faithful, and are not; old men want to be faithless, and cannot.
Young men want to be faithful, and are not; old men want to be faithless, and cannot.
What you get free costs too much.
What you get free costs too much.
I am ready to meet my Maker. Whether my Maker is prepared for the ordeal of meeting me is another read more
I am ready to meet my Maker. Whether my Maker is prepared for the ordeal of meeting me is another matter.
The chief function of the body is to carry the brain around.
The chief function of the body is to carry the brain around.
I speak two languages, Body and English.
I speak two languages, Body and English.
By all means let's be open-minded, but not so open-minded that our brains drop out.rn
By all means let's be open-minded, but not so open-minded that our brains drop out.rn