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Life begins at 40 - but so do fallen arches, rheumatism, faulty eyesight, and the tendency to tell a story read more
Life begins at 40 - but so do fallen arches, rheumatism, faulty eyesight, and the tendency to tell a story to the same person, three or four times.
Borrow money from a pessimist - they don't expect it back
Borrow money from a pessimist - they don't expect it back
Suppose you were an idiot and suppose you were a member of Congress. But I repeat myself
Suppose you were an idiot and suppose you were a member of Congress. But I repeat myself
A black cat crossing your path signifies that the animal is going somewhere.
A black cat crossing your path signifies that the animal is going somewhere.
I buy expensive suits. They just look cheap on me.
I buy expensive suits. They just look cheap on me.
By persistently remaining single a man converts himself into a permanent public temptation.
By persistently remaining single a man converts himself into a permanent public temptation.
If you die in an elevator, be sure to push the Up button.
If you die in an elevator, be sure to push the Up button.
Rice is great if you're really hungry and want to eat two thousand of something.
Rice is great if you're really hungry and want to eat two thousand of something.
The chief function of the body is to carry the brain around.
The chief function of the body is to carry the brain around.
