Existentialism means that no one else can take a bath for you.

Existentialism means that no one else can take a bath for you.

I just broke up with someone and the last thing she said to me was "You'll never find anyone like read more

I just broke up with someone and the last thing she said to me was "You'll never find anyone like me again!" I'm thinking, "I should hope not! If I don't want you, why would I want someone like you."

This suspense is terrible. I hope it will last.

This suspense is terrible. I hope it will last.

Bigamy is having one wife too many. Monogamy is the same.

Bigamy is having one wife too many. Monogamy is the same.

When choosing between two evils, I always like to try the one I've never tried before.

When choosing between two evils, I always like to try the one I've never tried before.

I admit that: my wife is outspoken, but by whom?

I admit that: my wife is outspoken, but by whom?

By all means let's be open-minded, but not so open-minded that our brains drop out.rn

By all means let's be open-minded, but not so open-minded that our brains drop out.rn

Friends are like bras: close to your heart and there for support.

Friends are like bras: close to your heart and there for support.

Rice is great if you're really hungry and want to eat two thousand of something.

Rice is great if you're really hungry and want to eat two thousand of something.