There cannot be a crisis next week. My schedule is already full.

There cannot be a crisis next week. My schedule is already full.

A hospital bed is a parked taxi with the meter running.

A hospital bed is a parked taxi with the meter running.

If you can't ignore an insult, top it; if you can't top it, laugh it off; and if you can't read more

If you can't ignore an insult, top it; if you can't top it, laugh it off; and if you can't laugh it off, it's probably deserved.

Everything is funny as long as it is happening to somebody else.

Everything is funny as long as it is happening to somebody else.

How can a woman be expected to be happy with a man who insists on treating her as if she read more

How can a woman be expected to be happy with a man who insists on treating her as if she were a perfectly normal human being.

Friends are like bras: close to your heart and there for support.

Friends are like bras: close to your heart and there for support.

I buy expensive suits. They just look cheap on me.

I buy expensive suits. They just look cheap on me.

This suspense is terrible. I hope it will last.

This suspense is terrible. I hope it will last.

I am the only person in the world I should like to know thoroughly.

I am the only person in the world I should like to know thoroughly.