Insults should be written in sand, compliments should be carved in stone

Insults should be written in sand, compliments should be carved in stone

Existentialism means that no one else can take a bath for you.

Existentialism means that no one else can take a bath for you.

If it weren't for electricity we'd all be watching television by candlelight.

If it weren't for electricity we'd all be watching television by candlelight.

Never offend people with style when you can offend them with substance.

Never offend people with style when you can offend them with substance.

I am not going to spend any time whatsoever in attacking the Foreign Secretary. If we complain about the tune, read more

I am not going to spend any time whatsoever in attacking the Foreign Secretary. If we complain about the tune, there is no reason to attack the monkey when the organ grinder is present.

A stiff apology is a second insult... The injured party does not want to be compensated because he has been read more

A stiff apology is a second insult... The injured party does not want to be compensated because he has been wronged; he wants to be healed because he has been hurt.

I'm sick of following my dreams. I'm just going to ask them where they're goin', and hook up with them read more

I'm sick of following my dreams. I'm just going to ask them where they're goin', and hook up with them later.

Experience is what you have after you've forgotten her name.

Experience is what you have after you've forgotten her name.

The better I get to know men, the more I find myself loving dogs.

The better I get to know men, the more I find myself loving dogs.