I hope they notice the mistletoe tied to my coattails as I leave town.

I hope they notice the mistletoe tied to my coattails as I leave town.

This suspense is terrible. I hope it will last.

This suspense is terrible. I hope it will last.

In all matters of opinion, our adversaries are insane.

In all matters of opinion, our adversaries are insane.

You know, somebody actually complimented me on my driving today. They left a little note on the windscreen, it said read more

You know, somebody actually complimented me on my driving today. They left a little note on the windscreen, it said 'Parking Fine.'

Friends are like bras: close to your heart and there for support.

Friends are like bras: close to your heart and there for support.

Before I got married I had six theories about bringing up children; now I have six children and no theories.

Before I got married I had six theories about bringing up children; now I have six children and no theories.

You will find that silence or very gentle words are the most exquisite revenge for insult.

You will find that silence or very gentle words are the most exquisite revenge for insult.

Bigamy is having one wife too many. Monogamy is the same.

Bigamy is having one wife too many. Monogamy is the same.

I speak two languages, Body and English.

I speak two languages, Body and English.