There is no pleasure in having nothing to do; the fun is having lots to do and not doing it.

There is no pleasure in having nothing to do; the fun is having lots to do and not doing it.

I am not going to spend any time whatsoever in attacking the Foreign Secretary. If we complain about the tune, read more

I am not going to spend any time whatsoever in attacking the Foreign Secretary. If we complain about the tune, there is no reason to attack the monkey when the organ grinder is present.

Existentialism means that no one else can take a bath for you.

Existentialism means that no one else can take a bath for you.

The only thing worse than being talked about is not being talked about.

The only thing worse than being talked about is not being talked about.

I like intelligent women. When you go out, it shouldn't be a staring contest.

I like intelligent women. When you go out, it shouldn't be a staring contest.

Everything is funny as long as it is happening to somebody else.

Everything is funny as long as it is happening to somebody else.

In all matters of opinion, our adversaries are insane.

In all matters of opinion, our adversaries are insane.

A stiff apology is a second insult... The injured party does not want to be compensated because he has been read more

A stiff apology is a second insult... The injured party does not want to be compensated because he has been wronged; he wants to be healed because he has been hurt.

The best cure for insomnia is to get a lot of sleep.

The best cure for insomnia is to get a lot of sleep.