I drank some boiling water because I wanted to whistle.

I drank some boiling water because I wanted to whistle.

What you get free costs too much.

What you get free costs too much.

Life is one fool thing after another whereas love is two fool things after each other.

Life is one fool thing after another whereas love is two fool things after each other.

Mistakes are a part of being human. Appreciate your mistakes for what they are: precious life lessons that can only read more

Mistakes are a part of being human. Appreciate your mistakes for what they are: precious life lessons that can only be learned the hard way. Unless it's a fatal mistake, which, at least, others can learn from.

I speak two languages, Body and English.

I speak two languages, Body and English.

Life begins at 40 - but so do fallen arches, rheumatism, faulty eyesight, and the tendency to tell a story read more

Life begins at 40 - but so do fallen arches, rheumatism, faulty eyesight, and the tendency to tell a story to the same person, three or four times.

Experience is what you have after you've forgotten her name.

Experience is what you have after you've forgotten her name.

I'm sick of following my dreams. I'm just going to ask them where they're goin', and hook up with them read more

I'm sick of following my dreams. I'm just going to ask them where they're goin', and hook up with them later.

I buy expensive suits. They just look cheap on me.

I buy expensive suits. They just look cheap on me.