A line is a dot that went for a walk.

A line is a dot that went for a walk.

An archaeologist is the best husband a woman can have. The older she gets the more interested he is in read more

An archaeologist is the best husband a woman can have. The older she gets the more interested he is in her.

Just because nobody complains doesn't mean all parachutes are perfect.

Just because nobody complains doesn't mean all parachutes are perfect.

When choosing between two evils, I always like to try the one I've never tried before.

When choosing between two evils, I always like to try the one I've never tried before.

I've seen the future and it's much like the present only longer.

I've seen the future and it's much like the present only longer.

I have a mind to join a club and beat you over the head with it.

I have a mind to join a club and beat you over the head with it.

Young men want to be faithful, and are not; old men want to be faithless, and cannot.

Young men want to be faithful, and are not; old men want to be faithless, and cannot.

The only thing worse than being talked about is not being talked about.

The only thing worse than being talked about is not being talked about.

The chief function of the body is to carry the brain around.

The chief function of the body is to carry the brain around.