A line is a dot that went for a walk.

A line is a dot that went for a walk.

Before I got married I had six theories about bringing up children; now I have six children and no theories.

Before I got married I had six theories about bringing up children; now I have six children and no theories.

The safe way to double your money is to fold it over once and put it in your pocket.

The safe way to double your money is to fold it over once and put it in your pocket.

I can whistle with my fingers, especially if I have a whistle.

I can whistle with my fingers, especially if I have a whistle.

Life is one fool thing after another whereas love is two fool things after each other.

Life is one fool thing after another whereas love is two fool things after each other.

A friend doesn't go on a diet because you are fat.

A friend doesn't go on a diet because you are fat.

Existentialism means that no one else can take a bath for you.

Existentialism means that no one else can take a bath for you.

By all means let's be open-minded, but not so open-minded that our brains drop out.rn

By all means let's be open-minded, but not so open-minded that our brains drop out.rn

In all matters of opinion, our adversaries are insane.

In all matters of opinion, our adversaries are insane.