A good friend can tell you what is the matter with you in a minute. He may not seem such read more

A good friend can tell you what is the matter with you in a minute. He may not seem such a good friend after telling.

I am ready to meet my Maker. Whether my Maker is prepared for the ordeal of meeting me is another read more

I am ready to meet my Maker. Whether my Maker is prepared for the ordeal of meeting me is another matter.

Experience is what you have after you've forgotten her name.

Experience is what you have after you've forgotten her name.

A line is a dot that went for a walk.

A line is a dot that went for a walk.

I buy expensive suits. They just look cheap on me.

I buy expensive suits. They just look cheap on me.

Have you ever noticed what golf spells backwards?

Have you ever noticed what golf spells backwards?

I'm sick of following my dreams. I'm just going to ask them where they're goin', and hook up with them read more

I'm sick of following my dreams. I'm just going to ask them where they're goin', and hook up with them later.

Life is one fool thing after another whereas love is two fool things after each other.

Life is one fool thing after another whereas love is two fool things after each other.

What you get free costs too much.

What you get free costs too much.