A good friend can tell you what is the matter with you in a minute. He may not seem such read more

A good friend can tell you what is the matter with you in a minute. He may not seem such a good friend after telling.

A line is a dot that went for a walk.

A line is a dot that went for a walk.

I love Mickey Mouse more than any woman I have ever known.

I love Mickey Mouse more than any woman I have ever known.

After one look at this planet any visitor from outer space would say, “I want to see the manager.”

After one look at this planet any visitor from outer space would say, “I want to see the manager.”

I'm here and I'm ready. They're not. Bring it.

I'm here and I'm ready. They're not. Bring it.

I used to think I was indecisive, but now I'm not so sure

I used to think I was indecisive, but now I'm not so sure

Friends are like bras: close to your heart and there for support.

Friends are like bras: close to your heart and there for support.

If you die in an elevator, be sure to push the Up button.

If you die in an elevator, be sure to push the Up button.

As a child my family's menu consisted of two choices: take it or leave it.

As a child my family's menu consisted of two choices: take it or leave it.