A black cat crossing your path signifies that the animal is going somewhere.

A black cat crossing your path signifies that the animal is going somewhere.

Life is what happens to you while you're busy making other plans

Life is what happens to you while you're busy making other plans

Before you criticize someone, you should walk a mile in their shoes. That way when you criticize them, you are read more

Before you criticize someone, you should walk a mile in their shoes. That way when you criticize them, you are a mile away from them and you have their shoes.

Have you ever noticed what golf spells backwards?

Have you ever noticed what golf spells backwards?

Life is one fool thing after another whereas love is two fool things after each other.

Life is one fool thing after another whereas love is two fool things after each other.

The bikini is the most important thing since the atom bomb.

The bikini is the most important thing since the atom bomb.

If it weren't for electricity we'd all be watching television by candlelight.

If it weren't for electricity we'd all be watching television by candlelight.

Suppose you were an idiot and suppose you were a member of Congress. But I repeat myself

Suppose you were an idiot and suppose you were a member of Congress. But I repeat myself

I've seen the future and it's much like the present only longer.

I've seen the future and it's much like the present only longer.