Existentialism means that no one else can take a bath for you.

Existentialism means that no one else can take a bath for you.

A friend doesn't go on a diet because you are fat.

A friend doesn't go on a diet because you are fat.

Half the lies they tell about me aren't true.

Half the lies they tell about me aren't true.

There is no pleasure in having nothing to do; the fun is having lots to do and not doing it.

There is no pleasure in having nothing to do; the fun is having lots to do and not doing it.

I once saw a forklift lift a crate of forks. And it was way to literal for me.

I once saw a forklift lift a crate of forks. And it was way to literal for me.

As a child my family's menu consisted of two choices: take it or leave it.

As a child my family's menu consisted of two choices: take it or leave it.

I can stand brute force, but brute reason is quite unbearable. There is something unfair about its use. It is read more

I can stand brute force, but brute reason is quite unbearable. There is something unfair about its use. It is hitting below the intellect.

A black cat crossing your path signifies that the animal is going somewhere.

A black cat crossing your path signifies that the animal is going somewhere.

Have you ever noticed what golf spells backwards?

Have you ever noticed what golf spells backwards?