Life is what happens to you while you're busy making other plans

Life is what happens to you while you're busy making other plans

Borrow money from a pessimist - they don't expect it back

Borrow money from a pessimist - they don't expect it back

Once, during Prohibition, I was forced to live for days on nothing but food and water.

Once, during Prohibition, I was forced to live for days on nothing but food and water.

I can whistle with my fingers, especially if I have a whistle.

I can whistle with my fingers, especially if I have a whistle.

It is better to be beautiful than to be good, but it is better to be good than to be read more

It is better to be beautiful than to be good, but it is better to be good than to be ugly.

I'm sick of following my dreams. I'm just going to ask them where they're goin', and hook up with them read more

I'm sick of following my dreams. I'm just going to ask them where they're goin', and hook up with them later.

I admit that: my wife is outspoken, but by whom?

I admit that: my wife is outspoken, but by whom?

Half the lies they tell about me aren't true.

Half the lies they tell about me aren't true.

Young men want to be faithful, and are not; old men want to be faithless, and cannot.

Young men want to be faithful, and are not; old men want to be faithless, and cannot.