I've seen the future and it's much like the present only longer.

I've seen the future and it's much like the present only longer.

Bigamy is having one wife too many. Monogamy is the same.

Bigamy is having one wife too many. Monogamy is the same.

By all means let's be open-minded, but not so open-minded that our brains drop out.rn

By all means let's be open-minded, but not so open-minded that our brains drop out.rn

The better I get to know men, the more I find myself loving dogs.

The better I get to know men, the more I find myself loving dogs.

If it weren't for electricity we'd all be watching television by candlelight.

If it weren't for electricity we'd all be watching television by candlelight.

There is no pleasure in having nothing to do; the fun is having lots to do and not doing it.

There is no pleasure in having nothing to do; the fun is having lots to do and not doing it.

You know, somebody actually complimented me on my driving today. They left a little note on the windscreen, it said read more

You know, somebody actually complimented me on my driving today. They left a little note on the windscreen, it said 'Parking Fine.'

My fake plants died because I did not pretend to water them.

My fake plants died because I did not pretend to water them.

I used to think I was indecisive, but now I'm not so sure

I used to think I was indecisive, but now I'm not so sure