There cannot be a crisis next week. My schedule is already full.

There cannot be a crisis next week. My schedule is already full.

I am ready to meet my Maker. Whether my Maker is prepared for the ordeal of meeting me is another read more

I am ready to meet my Maker. Whether my Maker is prepared for the ordeal of meeting me is another matter.

This suspense is terrible. I hope it will last.

This suspense is terrible. I hope it will last.

Actually I don't remember being born, it must have happened during one of my black outs.

Actually I don't remember being born, it must have happened during one of my black outs.

If it weren't for electricity we'd all be watching television by candlelight.

If it weren't for electricity we'd all be watching television by candlelight.

Young men want to be faithful, and are not; old men want to be faithless, and cannot.

Young men want to be faithful, and are not; old men want to be faithless, and cannot.

A friend doesn't go on a diet because you are fat.

A friend doesn't go on a diet because you are fat.

The better I get to know men, the more I find myself loving dogs.

The better I get to know men, the more I find myself loving dogs.

An archaeologist is the best husband a woman can have. The older she gets the more interested he is in read more

An archaeologist is the best husband a woman can have. The older she gets the more interested he is in her.