Existentialism means that no one else can take a bath for you.

Existentialism means that no one else can take a bath for you.

I buy expensive suits. They just look cheap on me.

I buy expensive suits. They just look cheap on me.

I didn't like the play, but then I saw it under adverse conditions - the curtain was up.

I didn't like the play, but then I saw it under adverse conditions - the curtain was up.

I drank some boiling water because I wanted to whistle.

I drank some boiling water because I wanted to whistle.

I'm here and I'm ready. They're not. Bring it.

I'm here and I'm ready. They're not. Bring it.

The chief function of the body is to carry the brain around.

The chief function of the body is to carry the brain around.

I can stand brute force, but brute reason is quite unbearable. There is something unfair about its use. It is read more

I can stand brute force, but brute reason is quite unbearable. There is something unfair about its use. It is hitting below the intellect.

Once, during Prohibition, I was forced to live for days on nothing but food and water.

Once, during Prohibition, I was forced to live for days on nothing but food and water.

The bikini is the most important thing since the atom bomb.

The bikini is the most important thing since the atom bomb.