Actually I don't remember being born, it must have happened during one of my black outs.

Actually I don't remember being born, it must have happened during one of my black outs.

I have a mind to join a club and beat you over the head with it.

I have a mind to join a club and beat you over the head with it.

What you get free costs too much.

What you get free costs too much.

Once, during Prohibition, I was forced to live for days on nothing but food and water.

Once, during Prohibition, I was forced to live for days on nothing but food and water.

There's no half-singing in the shower, you're either a rock star or an opera diva.

There's no half-singing in the shower, you're either a rock star or an opera diva.

A line is a dot that went for a walk.

A line is a dot that went for a walk.

I speak two languages, Body and English.

I speak two languages, Body and English.

Mistakes are a part of being human. Appreciate your mistakes for what they are: precious life lessons that can only read more

Mistakes are a part of being human. Appreciate your mistakes for what they are: precious life lessons that can only be learned the hard way. Unless it's a fatal mistake, which, at least, others can learn from.

I went to a fight the other night, and a hockey game broke out.

I went to a fight the other night, and a hockey game broke out.