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You know, somebody actually complimented me on my driving today. They left a little note on the windscreen, it said read more
You know, somebody actually complimented me on my driving today. They left a little note on the windscreen, it said 'Parking Fine.'
I admit that: my wife is outspoken, but by whom?
I admit that: my wife is outspoken, but by whom?
I have met a lot of hardboiled eggs in my time, but you're twenty minutes.
I have met a lot of hardboiled eggs in my time, but you're twenty minutes.
A girl phoned me the other day and said... 'Come on over, there's nobody home.' I went over. Nobody was read more
A girl phoned me the other day and said... 'Come on over, there's nobody home.' I went over. Nobody was home.
Wearing a turtleneck is like being strangled by a really weak guy, all day. Wearing a backpack and a turtleneck read more
Wearing a turtleneck is like being strangled by a really weak guy, all day. Wearing a backpack and a turtleneck is like a weak midget trying to bring you down.
I have a mind to join a club and beat you over the head with it.
I have a mind to join a club and beat you over the head with it.
I've seen the future and it's much like the present only longer.
I've seen the future and it's much like the present only longer.
I'm here and I'm ready. They're not. Bring it.
I'm here and I'm ready. They're not. Bring it.
Experience is what you have after you've forgotten her name.
Experience is what you have after you've forgotten her name.