Maxioms by Yogi Berra
You should always go to other people's funerals; otherwise, they won't come to yours.
You should always go to other people's funerals; otherwise, they won't come to yours.
Baseball is ninety percent mental. The other half is physical.
Baseball is ninety percent mental. The other half is physical.
In theory there is no difference between theory and practice. In practice there is.
In theory there is no difference between theory and practice. In practice there is.
Half the lies they tell about me aren't true.
Half the lies they tell about me aren't true.
It was impossible to get a conversation going; everybody was talking too much.
It was impossible to get a conversation going; everybody was talking too much.
