Maxioms by Bob Hope
If you haven't got any charity in your heart, you have the worst kind of heart trouble.
If you haven't got any charity in your heart, you have the worst kind of heart trouble.
I have a wonderful make-up crew. They're the same people restoring the Statue of Liberty.
I have a wonderful make-up crew. They're the same people restoring the Statue of Liberty.
I love flying. I've been to almost as many places as my luggage.
I love flying. I've been to almost as many places as my luggage.
If you watch a game, it's fun. If you play it, it's recreation. If you work at it, it's golf.
If you watch a game, it's fun. If you play it, it's recreation. If you work at it, it's golf.
The trees in Siberia are miles apart, that is why the dogs are so fast.
The trees in Siberia are miles apart, that is why the dogs are so fast.