Maxioms by Bob Hope
The trees in Siberia are miles apart, that is why the dogs are so fast.
The trees in Siberia are miles apart, that is why the dogs are so fast.
I love flying. I've been to almost as many places as my luggage.
I love flying. I've been to almost as many places as my luggage.
I have a wonderful make-up crew. They're the same people restoring the Statue of Liberty.
I have a wonderful make-up crew. They're the same people restoring the Statue of Liberty.
A bank is a place that will lend you money if you can prove that you don't need it.
A bank is a place that will lend you money if you can prove that you don't need it.
People who throw kisses are hopelessly lazy.
People who throw kisses are hopelessly lazy.
