Maxioms by Bob Hope
The trees in Siberia are miles apart, that is why the dogs are so fast.
The trees in Siberia are miles apart, that is why the dogs are so fast.
You know you're getting old when the candles cost more than the cake.
You know you're getting old when the candles cost more than the cake.
If you haven't got any charity in your heart, you have the worst kind of heart trouble.
If you haven't got any charity in your heart, you have the worst kind of heart trouble.
Your ignorance cramps my conversation
Your ignorance cramps my conversation
I have a wonderful make-up crew. They're the same people restoring the Statue of Liberty.
I have a wonderful make-up crew. They're the same people restoring the Statue of Liberty.