Bob Hope

If you watch a game, it's fun. If you play it, it's recreation. If you work at it, it's golf.

If you watch a game, it's fun. If you play it, it's recreation. If you work at it, it's golf.

I love flying. I've been to almost as many places as my luggage.

I love flying. I've been to almost as many places as my luggage.

The trees in Siberia are miles apart, that is why the dogs are so fast.

The trees in Siberia are miles apart, that is why the dogs are so fast.

You know you're getting old when the candles cost more than the cake.

You know you're getting old when the candles cost more than the cake.

I have a wonderful make-up crew. They're the same people restoring the Statue of Liberty.

I have a wonderful make-up crew. They're the same people restoring the Statue of Liberty.