Maxioms by Bob Hope
You know you're getting old when the candles cost more than the cake.
You know you're getting old when the candles cost more than the cake.
If you watch a game, it's fun. If you play it, it's recreation. If you work at it, it's golf.
If you watch a game, it's fun. If you play it, it's recreation. If you work at it, it's golf.
A bank is a place that will lend you money if you can prove that you don't need it.
A bank is a place that will lend you money if you can prove that you don't need it.
You know you are getting old when the candles cost more than the cake.
You know you are getting old when the candles cost more than the cake.
People who throw kisses are mighty, hopelessly lazy.
People who throw kisses are mighty, hopelessly lazy.
