Maxioms by Bob Hope
If you watch a game, it's fun. If you play it, it's recreation. If you work at it, it's golf.
If you watch a game, it's fun. If you play it, it's recreation. If you work at it, it's golf.
Your ignorance cramps my conversation
Your ignorance cramps my conversation
People who throw kisses are hopelessly lazy.
People who throw kisses are hopelessly lazy.
I love flying. I've been to almost as many places as my luggage.
I love flying. I've been to almost as many places as my luggage.
A bank is a place that will lend you money if you can prove that you don't need it.
A bank is a place that will lend you money if you can prove that you don't need it.
