Maxioms by Bob Hope
If you watch a game, it's fun. If you play it, it's recreation. If you work at it, it's golf.
If you watch a game, it's fun. If you play it, it's recreation. If you work at it, it's golf.
I love flying. I've been to almost as many places as my luggage.
I love flying. I've been to almost as many places as my luggage.
You know you are getting old when the candles cost more than the cake.
You know you are getting old when the candles cost more than the cake.
People who throw kisses are mighty, hopelessly lazy.
People who throw kisses are mighty, hopelessly lazy.
People who throw kisses are hopelessly lazy.
People who throw kisses are hopelessly lazy.