I have met a lot of hardboiled eggs in my time, but you're twenty minutes.

I have met a lot of hardboiled eggs in my time, but you're twenty minutes.

I used to think I was indecisive, but now I'm not so sure

I used to think I was indecisive, but now I'm not so sure

By persistently remaining single a man converts himself into a permanent public temptation.

By persistently remaining single a man converts himself into a permanent public temptation.

My fake plants died because I did not pretend to water them.

My fake plants died because I did not pretend to water them.

Actually I don't remember being born, it must have happened during one of my black outs.

Actually I don't remember being born, it must have happened during one of my black outs.

The bikini is the most important thing since the atom bomb.

The bikini is the most important thing since the atom bomb.

Bigamy is having one wife too many. Monogamy is the same.

Bigamy is having one wife too many. Monogamy is the same.

A good friend can tell you what is the matter with you in a minute. He may not seem such read more

A good friend can tell you what is the matter with you in a minute. He may not seem such a good friend after telling.

Existentialism means that no one else can take a bath for you.

Existentialism means that no one else can take a bath for you.