When someone hands you a flyer, it's like they're saying here you throw this away.

When someone hands you a flyer, it's like they're saying here you throw this away.

Once, during Prohibition, I was forced to live for days on nothing but food and water.

Once, during Prohibition, I was forced to live for days on nothing but food and water.

I speak two languages, Body and English.

I speak two languages, Body and English.

By persistently remaining single a man converts himself into a permanent public temptation.

By persistently remaining single a man converts himself into a permanent public temptation.

I have a mind to join a club and beat you over the head with it.

I have a mind to join a club and beat you over the head with it.

If we're not supposed to eat animals, how come they're made out of meat?

If we're not supposed to eat animals, how come they're made out of meat?

There cannot be a crisis next week. My schedule is already full.

There cannot be a crisis next week. My schedule is already full.

Experience is what you have after you've forgotten her name.

Experience is what you have after you've forgotten her name.

In all matters of opinion, our adversaries are insane.

In all matters of opinion, our adversaries are insane.