Life is what happens to you while you're busy making other plans

Life is what happens to you while you're busy making other plans

Everything is funny as long as it is happening to somebody else.

Everything is funny as long as it is happening to somebody else.

A line is a dot that went for a walk.

A line is a dot that went for a walk.

Happiness is having a large, loving, caring, close-knit family in another city.

Happiness is having a large, loving, caring, close-knit family in another city.

Before I got married I had six theories about bringing up children; now I have six children and no theories.

Before I got married I had six theories about bringing up children; now I have six children and no theories.

When someone hands you a flyer, it's like they're saying here you throw this away.

When someone hands you a flyer, it's like they're saying here you throw this away.

There is no pleasure in having nothing to do; the fun is having lots to do and not doing it.

There is no pleasure in having nothing to do; the fun is having lots to do and not doing it.

I went to a fight the other night, and a hockey game broke out.

I went to a fight the other night, and a hockey game broke out.

What you get free costs too much.

What you get free costs too much.