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Experience is what you have after you've forgotten her name.
Experience is what you have after you've forgotten her name.
I speak two languages, Body and English.
I speak two languages, Body and English.
Love is like a booger. You keep picking at it until you get it, then wonder what to do with read more
Love is like a booger. You keep picking at it until you get it, then wonder what to do with it.
After one look at this planet any visitor from outer space would say, “I want to see the manager.”
After one look at this planet any visitor from outer space would say, “I want to see the manager.”
Half the lies they tell about me aren't true.
Half the lies they tell about me aren't true.
The better I get to know men, the more I find myself loving dogs.
The better I get to know men, the more I find myself loving dogs.
A hospital bed is a parked taxi with the meter running.
A hospital bed is a parked taxi with the meter running.
What you get free costs too much.
What you get free costs too much.
I know that you believe you understand what you think I said, but I'm not sure you realize that what read more
I know that you believe you understand what you think I said, but I'm not sure you realize that what you heard is not what I meant.
