I can stand brute force, but brute reason is quite unbearable. There is something unfair about its use. It is read more

I can stand brute force, but brute reason is quite unbearable. There is something unfair about its use. It is hitting below the intellect.

Friends are like bras: close to your heart and there for support.

Friends are like bras: close to your heart and there for support.

Everything is funny as long as it is happening to somebody else.

Everything is funny as long as it is happening to somebody else.

If you die in an elevator, be sure to push the Up button.

If you die in an elevator, be sure to push the Up button.

When choosing between two evils, I always like to try the one I've never tried before.

When choosing between two evils, I always like to try the one I've never tried before.

A black cat crossing your path signifies that the animal is going somewhere.

A black cat crossing your path signifies that the animal is going somewhere.

The better I get to know men, the more I find myself loving dogs.

The better I get to know men, the more I find myself loving dogs.

There is no pleasure in having nothing to do; the fun is having lots to do and not doing it.

There is no pleasure in having nothing to do; the fun is having lots to do and not doing it.

What you get free costs too much.

What you get free costs too much.