I'm here and I'm ready. They're not. Bring it.

I'm here and I'm ready. They're not. Bring it.

I've seen the future and it's much like the present only longer.

I've seen the future and it's much like the present only longer.

You know, somebody actually complimented me on my driving today. They left a little note on the windscreen, it said read more

You know, somebody actually complimented me on my driving today. They left a little note on the windscreen, it said 'Parking Fine.'

If we're not supposed to eat animals, how come they're made out of meat?

If we're not supposed to eat animals, how come they're made out of meat?

The bikini is the most important thing since the atom bomb.

The bikini is the most important thing since the atom bomb.

The only thing worse than being talked about is not being talked about.

The only thing worse than being talked about is not being talked about.

By all means let's be open-minded, but not so open-minded that our brains drop out.rn

By all means let's be open-minded, but not so open-minded that our brains drop out.rn

You grow up the day you have your first real laugh -- at yourself.

You grow up the day you have your first real laugh -- at yourself.

The better I get to know men, the more I find myself loving dogs.

The better I get to know men, the more I find myself loving dogs.