I used to think I was indecisive, but now I'm not so sure

I used to think I was indecisive, but now I'm not so sure

Experience is what you have after you've forgotten her name.

Experience is what you have after you've forgotten her name.

I admit that: my wife is outspoken, but by whom?

I admit that: my wife is outspoken, but by whom?

I buy expensive suits. They just look cheap on me.

I buy expensive suits. They just look cheap on me.

The best cure for insomnia is to get a lot of sleep.

The best cure for insomnia is to get a lot of sleep.

As a child my family's menu consisted of two choices: take it or leave it.

As a child my family's menu consisted of two choices: take it or leave it.

If you die in an elevator, be sure to push the Up button.

If you die in an elevator, be sure to push the Up button.

Just because nobody complains doesn't mean all parachutes are perfect.

Just because nobody complains doesn't mean all parachutes are perfect.

Any kid will run any errand for you, if you ask at bedtime.

Any kid will run any errand for you, if you ask at bedtime.