A good friend can tell you what is the matter with you in a minute. He may not seem such read more

A good friend can tell you what is the matter with you in a minute. He may not seem such a good friend after telling.

Friends are like bras: close to your heart and there for support.

Friends are like bras: close to your heart and there for support.

A line is a dot that went for a walk.

A line is a dot that went for a walk.

Borrow money from a pessimist - they don't expect it back

Borrow money from a pessimist - they don't expect it back

I admit that: my wife is outspoken, but by whom?

I admit that: my wife is outspoken, but by whom?

When someone hands you a flyer, it's like they're saying here you throw this away.

When someone hands you a flyer, it's like they're saying here you throw this away.

This suspense is terrible. I hope it will last.

This suspense is terrible. I hope it will last.

You know, somebody actually complimented me on my driving today. They left a little note on the windscreen, it said read more

You know, somebody actually complimented me on my driving today. They left a little note on the windscreen, it said 'Parking Fine.'

If we're not supposed to eat animals, how come they're made out of meat?

If we're not supposed to eat animals, how come they're made out of meat?