What you get free costs too much.

What you get free costs too much.

This suspense is terrible. I hope it will last.

This suspense is terrible. I hope it will last.

I have a mind to join a club and beat you over the head with it.

I have a mind to join a club and beat you over the head with it.

Suppose you were an idiot and suppose you were a member of Congress. But I repeat myself

Suppose you were an idiot and suppose you were a member of Congress. But I repeat myself

I'm sick of following my dreams. I'm just going to ask them where they're goin', and hook up with them read more

I'm sick of following my dreams. I'm just going to ask them where they're goin', and hook up with them later.

Existentialism means that no one else can take a bath for you.

Existentialism means that no one else can take a bath for you.

The only thing worse than being talked about is not being talked about.

The only thing worse than being talked about is not being talked about.

A girl phoned me the other day and said... 'Come on over, there's nobody home.' I went over. Nobody was read more

A girl phoned me the other day and said... 'Come on over, there's nobody home.' I went over. Nobody was home.

I once saw a forklift lift a crate of forks. And it was way to literal for me.

I once saw a forklift lift a crate of forks. And it was way to literal for me.