I can whistle with my fingers, especially if I have a whistle.

I can whistle with my fingers, especially if I have a whistle.

I didn't like the play, but then I saw it under adverse conditions - the curtain was up.

I didn't like the play, but then I saw it under adverse conditions - the curtain was up.

In all matters of opinion, our adversaries are insane.

In all matters of opinion, our adversaries are insane.

Borrow money from a pessimist - they don't expect it back

Borrow money from a pessimist - they don't expect it back

If we're not supposed to eat animals, how come they're made out of meat?

If we're not supposed to eat animals, how come they're made out of meat?

As a child my family's menu consisted of two choices: take it or leave it.

As a child my family's menu consisted of two choices: take it or leave it.

A line is a dot that went for a walk.

A line is a dot that went for a walk.

What you get free costs too much.

What you get free costs too much.

Life is what happens to you while you're busy making other plans

Life is what happens to you while you're busy making other plans