I speak two languages, Body and English.

I speak two languages, Body and English.

I buy expensive suits. They just look cheap on me.

I buy expensive suits. They just look cheap on me.

I know that you believe you understand what you think I said, but I'm not sure you realize that what read more

I know that you believe you understand what you think I said, but I'm not sure you realize that what you heard is not what I meant.

A little sincerity is a dangerous thing, and a great deal of it is absolutely fatal.

A little sincerity is a dangerous thing, and a great deal of it is absolutely fatal.

When someone hands you a flyer, it's like they're saying here you throw this away.

When someone hands you a flyer, it's like they're saying here you throw this away.

Before I got married I had six theories about bringing up children; now I have six children and no theories.

Before I got married I had six theories about bringing up children; now I have six children and no theories.

Life is what happens to you while you're busy making other plans

Life is what happens to you while you're busy making other plans

Existentialism means that no one else can take a bath for you.

Existentialism means that no one else can take a bath for you.

As a child my family's menu consisted of two choices: take it or leave it.

As a child my family's menu consisted of two choices: take it or leave it.