Just because nobody complains doesn't mean all parachutes are perfect.

Just because nobody complains doesn't mean all parachutes are perfect.

The better I get to know men, the more I find myself loving dogs.

The better I get to know men, the more I find myself loving dogs.

The chief function of the body is to carry the brain around.

The chief function of the body is to carry the brain around.

Friends are like bras: close to your heart and there for support.

Friends are like bras: close to your heart and there for support.

I know that you believe you understand what you think I said, but I'm not sure you realize that what read more

I know that you believe you understand what you think I said, but I'm not sure you realize that what you heard is not what I meant.

In all matters of opinion, our adversaries are insane.

In all matters of opinion, our adversaries are insane.

I am ready to meet my Maker. Whether my Maker is prepared for the ordeal of meeting me is another read more

I am ready to meet my Maker. Whether my Maker is prepared for the ordeal of meeting me is another matter.

The best cure for insomnia is to get a lot of sleep.

The best cure for insomnia is to get a lot of sleep.

I buy expensive suits. They just look cheap on me.

I buy expensive suits. They just look cheap on me.