I drank some boiling water because I wanted to whistle.

I drank some boiling water because I wanted to whistle.

Friends are like bras: close to your heart and there for support.

Friends are like bras: close to your heart and there for support.

Young men want to be faithful, and are not; old men want to be faithless, and cannot.

Young men want to be faithful, and are not; old men want to be faithless, and cannot.

Men in no way approach so nearly to the gods as in doing good to
men.
[Lat., Homines read more

Men in no way approach so nearly to the gods as in doing good to
men.
[Lat., Homines ad deos nulla re propius accedunt, quam salutem
hominibus dando.]

I went to a fight the other night, and a hockey game broke out.

I went to a fight the other night, and a hockey game broke out.

You know, somebody actually complimented me on my driving today. They left a little note on the windscreen, it said read more

You know, somebody actually complimented me on my driving today. They left a little note on the windscreen, it said 'Parking Fine.'

I've seen the future and it's much like the present only longer.

I've seen the future and it's much like the present only longer.

Beauty is eternity gazing at itself in a mirror .

Beauty is eternity gazing at itself in a mirror .

Mere goodness can achieve little against the power of nature.

Mere goodness can achieve little against the power of nature.