I have a mind to join a club and beat you over the head with it.

I have a mind to join a club and beat you over the head with it.

I once saw a forklift lift a crate of forks. And it was way to literal for me.

I once saw a forklift lift a crate of forks. And it was way to literal for me.

A line is a dot that went for a walk.

A line is a dot that went for a walk.

The only thing worse than being talked about is not being talked about.

The only thing worse than being talked about is not being talked about.

A friend doesn't go on a diet because you are fat.

A friend doesn't go on a diet because you are fat.

A black cat crossing your path signifies that the animal is going somewhere.

A black cat crossing your path signifies that the animal is going somewhere.

Have you ever noticed what golf spells backwards?

Have you ever noticed what golf spells backwards?

Just because nobody complains doesn't mean all parachutes are perfect.

Just because nobody complains doesn't mean all parachutes are perfect.

It is better to be beautiful than to be good, but it is better to be good than to be read more

It is better to be beautiful than to be good, but it is better to be good than to be ugly.