I have met a lot of hardboiled eggs in my time, but you're twenty minutes.

I have met a lot of hardboiled eggs in my time, but you're twenty minutes.

It is better to be beautiful than to be good, but it is better to be good than to be read more

It is better to be beautiful than to be good, but it is better to be good than to be ugly.

There's no half-singing in the shower, you're either a rock star or an opera diva.

There's no half-singing in the shower, you're either a rock star or an opera diva.

Life is one fool thing after another whereas love is two fool things after each other.

Life is one fool thing after another whereas love is two fool things after each other.

Friends are like bras: close to your heart and there for support.

Friends are like bras: close to your heart and there for support.

What you get free costs too much.

What you get free costs too much.

The safe way to double your money is to fold it over once and put it in your pocket.

The safe way to double your money is to fold it over once and put it in your pocket.

A hospital bed is a parked taxi with the meter running.

A hospital bed is a parked taxi with the meter running.

I used to think I was indecisive, but now I'm not so sure

I used to think I was indecisive, but now I'm not so sure