I speak two languages, Body and English.

I speak two languages, Body and English.

Everything is funny as long as it is happening to somebody else.

Everything is funny as long as it is happening to somebody else.

I like intelligent women. When you go out, it shouldn't be a staring contest.

I like intelligent women. When you go out, it shouldn't be a staring contest.

A line is a dot that went for a walk.

A line is a dot that went for a walk.

A black cat crossing your path signifies that the animal is going somewhere.

A black cat crossing your path signifies that the animal is going somewhere.

I can stand brute force, but brute reason is quite unbearable. There is something unfair about its use. It is read more

I can stand brute force, but brute reason is quite unbearable. There is something unfair about its use. It is hitting below the intellect.

Once, during Prohibition, I was forced to live for days on nothing but food and water.

Once, during Prohibition, I was forced to live for days on nothing but food and water.

Borrow money from a pessimist - they don't expect it back

Borrow money from a pessimist - they don't expect it back

When choosing between two evils, I always like to try the one I've never tried before.

When choosing between two evils, I always like to try the one I've never tried before.