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Have you ever noticed what golf spells backwards?
Have you ever noticed what golf spells backwards?
When someone hands you a flyer, it's like they're saying here you throw this away.
When someone hands you a flyer, it's like they're saying here you throw this away.
When you go into court you are putting your fate into the hands of twelve people who weren’t smart enough read more
When you go into court you are putting your fate into the hands of twelve people who weren’t smart enough to get out of jury duty.
A little sincerity is a dangerous thing, and a great deal of it is absolutely fatal.
A little sincerity is a dangerous thing, and a great deal of it is absolutely fatal.
In all matters of opinion, our adversaries are insane.
In all matters of opinion, our adversaries are insane.
A line is a dot that went for a walk.
A line is a dot that went for a walk.
If you die in an elevator, be sure to push the Up button.
If you die in an elevator, be sure to push the Up button.
I was a vegetarian until I started leaning toward the sunlight.
I was a vegetarian until I started leaning toward the sunlight.
Actually I don't remember being born, it must have happened during one of my black outs.
Actually I don't remember being born, it must have happened during one of my black outs.
