Maxioms by W. C. Fields
I never drink water because of the disgusting things that fish do in it.
I never drink water because of the disgusting things that fish do in it.
The world is getting to be such a dangerous place, a man is lucky to get out of it alive.
The world is getting to be such a dangerous place, a man is lucky to get out of it alive.
Happiness means quiet nerves.
Happiness means quiet nerves.
Horse sense is the thing a horse has which keeps it from betting on people.
Horse sense is the thing a horse has which keeps it from betting on people.
Start every day off with a smile and get it over with.
Start every day off with a smile and get it over with.
