Maxioms by W. C. Fields
Common sense is the collection of prejudices acquired by age eighteeen.
Common sense is the collection of prejudices acquired by age eighteeen.
How is the human race going to survive now that the cost of living has gone up two dollars a read more
How is the human race going to survive now that the cost of living has gone up two dollars a quart?
Anyone who hates children and dogs can't be all bad.
Anyone who hates children and dogs can't be all bad.
Now don't say you can't swear off drinking; it's easy. I've done it a thousand times.
Now don't say you can't swear off drinking; it's easy. I've done it a thousand times.
I cook with wine, sometimes I even add it to the food.
I cook with wine, sometimes I even add it to the food.
