Maxioms by W. C. Fields
I cook with wine, sometimes I even add it to the food.
I cook with wine, sometimes I even add it to the food.
Horse sense is the thing a horse has which keeps it from betting on people.
Horse sense is the thing a horse has which keeps it from betting on people.
I am free of all prejudices. I hate every one equally.
I am free of all prejudices. I hate every one equally.
Happiness means quiet nerves.
Happiness means quiet nerves.
Anyone who hates children and dogs can't be all bad.
Anyone who hates children and dogs can't be all bad.
