Maxioms by W. C. Fields
I cook with wine, sometimes I even add it to the food.
I cook with wine, sometimes I even add it to the food.
Once during Prohibition I was forced to live for days on nothing but food and water.
Once during Prohibition I was forced to live for days on nothing but food and water.
A rich man is nothing but a poor man with money.
A rich man is nothing but a poor man with money.
I am free of all prejudices. I hate every one equally.
I am free of all prejudices. I hate every one equally.
Common sense is the collection of prejudices acquired by age eighteeen.
Common sense is the collection of prejudices acquired by age eighteeen.
