Maxioms by W. C. Fields
Show me a great actor and I'll show you a lousy husband. Show me a great actress, and you've seen read more
Show me a great actor and I'll show you a lousy husband. Show me a great actress, and you've seen the devil.
Horse sense is a good judgement which keeps horses from betting on people.
Horse sense is a good judgement which keeps horses from betting on people.
I never drink water because of the disgusting things that fish do in it.
I never drink water because of the disgusting things that fish do in it.
Start every day off with a smile and get it over with.
Start every day off with a smile and get it over with.
I am free of all prejudices. I hate every one equally.
I am free of all prejudices. I hate every one equally.
