Maxioms by W. C. Fields
Once during Prohibition I was forced to live for days on nothing but food and water.
Once during Prohibition I was forced to live for days on nothing but food and water.
If I had to live my life over, I'd live over a saloon.
If I had to live my life over, I'd live over a saloon.
The world is getting to be such a dangerous place, a man is lucky to get out of it alive.
The world is getting to be such a dangerous place, a man is lucky to get out of it alive.
I cook with wine, sometimes I even add it to the food.
I cook with wine, sometimes I even add it to the food.
Horse sense is a good judgement which keeps horses from betting on people.
Horse sense is a good judgement which keeps horses from betting on people.
