Maxioms by W. C. Fields
If at first you don't succeed, try, try again. Then quit. There's no point in being a damn fool about read more
If at first you don't succeed, try, try again. Then quit. There's no point in being a damn fool about it.
Common sense is the collection of prejudices acquired by age eighteeen.
Common sense is the collection of prejudices acquired by age eighteeen.
Anyone who hates children and dogs can't be all bad.
Anyone who hates children and dogs can't be all bad.
Never give a sucker an even break.
Never give a sucker an even break.
Happiness means quiet nerves.
Happiness means quiet nerves.
