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I never drink water because of the disgusting things that fish do in it.

I never drink water because of the disgusting things that fish do in it.

by W. C. Fields Found in: Opinions Quotes,
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The world is getting to be such a dangerous place, a man is lucky to get out of it alive.

The world is getting to be such a dangerous place, a man is lucky to get out of it alive.

by W. C. Fields Found in: World Quotes,
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Happiness means quiet nerves.

Happiness means quiet nerves.

by W. C. Fields Found in: Nerves Quotes, Quiet Quotes,
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Horse sense is the thing a horse has which keeps it from betting on people.

Horse sense is the thing a horse has which keeps it from betting on people.

by W. C. Fields Found in: Animals Quotes,
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Start every day off with a smile and get it over with.

Start every day off with a smile and get it over with.

by W. C. Fields Found in: Smile Quotes,
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