Maxioms by W. C. Fields
My illness is due to my doctor's insistence that I drink milk, a whitish fluid they force down helpless babies.
My illness is due to my doctor's insistence that I drink milk, a whitish fluid they force down helpless babies.
I am free of all prejudices. I hate every one equally.
I am free of all prejudices. I hate every one equally.
Show me a great actor and I'll show you a lousy husband. Show me a great actress, and you've seen read more
Show me a great actor and I'll show you a lousy husband. Show me a great actress, and you've seen the devil.
I cook with wine, sometimes I even add it to the food.
I cook with wine, sometimes I even add it to the food.
Never give a sucker an even break.
Never give a sucker an even break.
