Maxioms by W. C. Fields
Happiness means quiet nerves.
Happiness means quiet nerves.
I am free of all prejudices. I hate every one equally.
I am free of all prejudices. I hate every one equally.
If at first you don't succeed, try, try again. Then quit. There's no point in being a damn fool about read more
If at first you don't succeed, try, try again. Then quit. There's no point in being a damn fool about it.
I cook with wine, sometimes I even add it to the food.
I cook with wine, sometimes I even add it to the food.
Once during Prohibition I was forced to live for days on nothing but food and water.
Once during Prohibition I was forced to live for days on nothing but food and water.
