Maxioms by W. C. Fields
Common sense is the collection of prejudices acquired by age eighteeen.
Common sense is the collection of prejudices acquired by age eighteeen.
Once, during Prohibition, I was forced to live for days on nothing but food and water.
Once, during Prohibition, I was forced to live for days on nothing but food and water.
A rich man is nothing but a poor man with money.
A rich man is nothing but a poor man with money.
Anyone who hates children and dogs can't be all bad.
Anyone who hates children and dogs can't be all bad.
The best cure for insomnia is to get a lot of sleep.
The best cure for insomnia is to get a lot of sleep.
