Maxioms by W. C. Fields
Horse sense is the thing a horse has which keeps it from betting on people.
Horse sense is the thing a horse has which keeps it from betting on people.
My illness is due to my doctor's insistence that I drink milk, a whitish fluid they force down helpless babies.
My illness is due to my doctor's insistence that I drink milk, a whitish fluid they force down helpless babies.
I am free of all prejudices. I hate every one equally.
I am free of all prejudices. I hate every one equally.
I never drink water because of the disgusting things that fish do in it.
I never drink water because of the disgusting things that fish do in it.
If I had to live my life over, I'd live over a saloon.
If I had to live my life over, I'd live over a saloon.
