Maxioms by W. C. Fields
Now don't say you can't swear off drinking; it's easy. I've done it a thousand times.
Now don't say you can't swear off drinking; it's easy. I've done it a thousand times.
Common sense is the collection of prejudices acquired by age eighteeen.
Common sense is the collection of prejudices acquired by age eighteeen.
I'm free of all prejudices. I hate everyone equally.
I'm free of all prejudices. I hate everyone equally.
Anyone who hates children and dogs can't be all bad.
Anyone who hates children and dogs can't be all bad.
The best cure for insomnia is to get a lot of sleep.
The best cure for insomnia is to get a lot of sleep.
