Maxioms by Fran Lebowitz
Original thought is like original sin: both happened before you were born to people you could not have possibly met.
Original thought is like original sin: both happened before you were born to people you could not have possibly met.
Life is something that happens when you can't get to sleep.
Life is something that happens when you can't get to sleep.
Remember that as a teenager you are at the last stage of your life when you will be happy to read more
Remember that as a teenager you are at the last stage of your life when you will be happy to hear that the phone is for you.
If you are a dog and your owner suggests that you wear a sweater suggest that he wear a tail.
If you are a dog and your owner suggests that you wear a sweater suggest that he wear a tail.
If men knew all that women think, they'd be twenty times more daring.
If men knew all that women think, they'd be twenty times more daring.
