Fran Lebowitz

Humility is no substitute for a good personality.

Humility is no substitute for a good personality.

Life is something that happens when you can't get to sleep.

Life is something that happens when you can't get to sleep.

If you are a dog and your owner suggests that you wear a sweater suggest that he wear a tail.

If you are a dog and your owner suggests that you wear a sweater suggest that he wear a tail.

Radio news is bearable. This is due to the fact that while the news is being broadcast the disc jockey read more

Radio news is bearable. This is due to the fact that while the news is being broadcast the disc jockey is not allowed to talk.

Remember that as a teenager you are in the last stage of your life when you will be happy to read more

Remember that as a teenager you are in the last stage of your life when you will be happy to hear the phone is for you.rn