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The opposite of talking is not listening. The opposite of talking is waiting. -Fran Lebowitz.

The opposite of talking is not listening. The opposite of talking is waiting. -Fran Lebowitz.

by Fran Lebowitz Found in: Listening Quotes,
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In the Soviet Union, capitalism triumphed over communism. In this country, capitalism triumphed over democracy.

In the Soviet Union, capitalism triumphed over communism. In this country, capitalism triumphed over democracy.

by Fran Lebowitz Found in: Capitalism Quotes,
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If you are a dog and your owner suggests that you wear a sweater. . . suggest that he wear read more

If you are a dog and your owner suggests that you wear a sweater. . . suggest that he wear a tail.

by Fran Lebowitz Found in: Dogs Quotes,
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Remember that as a teenager you are in the last stage of your life when you will be happy to read more

Remember that as a teenager you are in the last stage of your life when you will be happy to hear the phone is for you.rn

by Fran Lebowitz Found in: Life Quotes,
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Ask your child what he wants for dinner only if he's buying.

Ask your child what he wants for dinner only if he's buying.

by Fran Lebowitz Found in: Buying Quotes,
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