Maxioms by Fran Lebowitz
The opposite of talking isn't listening. The opposite of talking is waiting.
The opposite of talking isn't listening. The opposite of talking is waiting.
Original thought is like original sin: both happened before you were born to people you could not have possibly met.
Original thought is like original sin: both happened before you were born to people you could not have possibly met.
Remember that as a teenager you are in the last stage of your life when you will be happy to read more
Remember that as a teenager you are in the last stage of your life when you will be happy to hear the phone is for you.rn
Don't bother discussing sex with small children. They rarely have anything to add.
Don't bother discussing sex with small children. They rarely have anything to add.
If you are a dog and your owner suggests that you wear a sweater suggest that he wear a tail.
If you are a dog and your owner suggests that you wear a sweater suggest that he wear a tail.
