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Ask your child what he wants for dinner only if he's buying.

Ask your child what he wants for dinner only if he's buying.

by Fran Lebowitz Found in: Buying Quotes,
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The opposite of talking is not listening. The opposite of talking is waiting. -Fran Lebowitz.

The opposite of talking is not listening. The opposite of talking is waiting. -Fran Lebowitz.

by Fran Lebowitz Found in: Listening Quotes,
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If you are a dog and your owner suggests that you wear a sweater. . . suggest that he wear read more

If you are a dog and your owner suggests that you wear a sweater. . . suggest that he wear a tail.

by Fran Lebowitz Found in: Dogs Quotes,
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Abandon the search for Truth; settle for a good fantasy

Abandon the search for Truth; settle for a good fantasy

by Fran Lebowitz Found in: Fantasy Quotes,
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Life is something to do when you can't get to sleep.

Life is something to do when you can't get to sleep.

by Fran Lebowitz Found in: Miscellaneous Quotes,
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