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If men knew all that women think, they'd be twenty times more daring.

If men knew all that women think, they'd be twenty times more daring.

by Fran Lebowitz Found in: Men and women Quotes,
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Being a woman is of special interest only to aspiring male transsexuals. To actual women it is merely a good read more

Being a woman is of special interest only to aspiring male transsexuals. To actual women it is merely a good excuse not to play football.

by Fran Lebowitz Found in: Sports:football Quotes,
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In the Soviet Union, capitalism triumphed over communism. In this country, capitalism triumphed over democracy.

In the Soviet Union, capitalism triumphed over communism. In this country, capitalism triumphed over democracy.

by Fran Lebowitz Found in: Capitalism Quotes,
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Life is something to do when you can't get to sleep.

Life is something to do when you can't get to sleep.

by Fran Lebowitz Found in: Miscellaneous Quotes,
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The telephone is a good way to talk to people without having to offer them a drink.

The telephone is a good way to talk to people without having to offer them a drink.

by Fran Lebowitz Found in: Telephone Quotes,
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