Fran Lebowitz

Only the little people pay taxes.

Only the little people pay taxes.

In the Soviet Union, capitalism triumphed over communism. In this country, capitalism triumphed over democracy.

In the Soviet Union, capitalism triumphed over communism. In this country, capitalism triumphed over democracy.

Remember that as a teenager you are at the last stage of your life when you will be happy to read more

Remember that as a teenager you are at the last stage of your life when you will be happy to hear that the phone is for you.

Humility is no substitute for a good personality.

Humility is no substitute for a good personality.

Original thought is like original sin: both happened before you were born to people you could not have possibly met.

Original thought is like original sin: both happened before you were born to people you could not have possibly met.