Maxioms by Fran Lebowitz
Children make the most desirable opponents in Scrabble as they are both easy to beat and fun to cheat.
Children make the most desirable opponents in Scrabble as they are both easy to beat and fun to cheat.
Abandon the search for Truth; settle for a good fantasy
Abandon the search for Truth; settle for a good fantasy
Only the little people pay taxes.
Only the little people pay taxes.
Ask your child what he wants for dinner only if he's buying.
Ask your child what he wants for dinner only if he's buying.
Life is something to do when you can't get to sleep.
Life is something to do when you can't get to sleep.
