Maxioms by Fran Lebowitz
Ask your child what he wants for dinner only if he's buying.
Ask your child what he wants for dinner only if he's buying.
The opposite of talking is not listening. The opposite of talking is waiting. -Fran Lebowitz.
The opposite of talking is not listening. The opposite of talking is waiting. -Fran Lebowitz.
If you are a dog and your owner suggests that you wear a sweater. . . suggest that he wear read more
If you are a dog and your owner suggests that you wear a sweater. . . suggest that he wear a tail.
Abandon the search for Truth; settle for a good fantasy
Abandon the search for Truth; settle for a good fantasy
Life is something to do when you can't get to sleep.
Life is something to do when you can't get to sleep.