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Even when freshly washed and relieved of all obvious confections, children tend to be sticky.

Even when freshly washed and relieved of all obvious confections, children tend to be sticky.

by Fran Lebowitz Found in: Children Quotes,
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Only the little people pay taxes.

Only the little people pay taxes.

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Ask your child what he wants for dinner only if he's buying.

Ask your child what he wants for dinner only if he's buying.

by Fran Lebowitz Found in: Buying Quotes,
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No animal should ever jump up on the dining room furniture unless absolutely certain that he can hold his own read more

No animal should ever jump up on the dining room furniture unless absolutely certain that he can hold his own in the conversation."

by Fran Lebowitz Found in: Dogs Quotes,
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Humility is no substitute for a good personality.

Humility is no substitute for a good personality.

by Fran Lebowitz Found in: Personality Quotes,
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