Maxioms by Fran Lebowitz
No animal should ever jump up on the dining room furniture unless absolutely certain that he can hold his own read more
No animal should ever jump up on the dining room furniture unless absolutely certain that he can hold his own in the conversation."
Food is an important part of a balanced diet.
Food is an important part of a balanced diet.
The telephone is a good way to talk to people without having to offer them a drink.
The telephone is a good way to talk to people without having to offer them a drink.
Ask your child what he wants for dinner only if he's buying.
Ask your child what he wants for dinner only if he's buying.
Original thought is like original sin: both happened before you were born to people you could not have possibly met.
Original thought is like original sin: both happened before you were born to people you could not have possibly met.