Maxioms by Fran Lebowitz
Only the little people pay taxes.
Only the little people pay taxes.
Don't bother discussing sex with small children. They rarely have anything to add.
Don't bother discussing sex with small children. They rarely have anything to add.
Original thought is like original sin: both happened before you were born to people you could not have possibly met.
Original thought is like original sin: both happened before you were born to people you could not have possibly met.
Life is something to do when you can't get to sleep.
Life is something to do when you can't get to sleep.
The opposite of talking is not listening. The opposite of talking is waiting. -Fran Lebowitz.
The opposite of talking is not listening. The opposite of talking is waiting. -Fran Lebowitz.