Maxioms by Fran Lebowitz
Only the little people pay taxes.
Only the little people pay taxes.
Even when freshly washed and relieved of all obvious confections, children tend to be sticky.
Even when freshly washed and relieved of all obvious confections, children tend to be sticky.
Ask your child what he wants for dinner only if he's buying.
Ask your child what he wants for dinner only if he's buying.
Abandon the search for Truth; settle for a good fantasy
Abandon the search for Truth; settle for a good fantasy
Life is something that happens when you can't get to sleep.
Life is something that happens when you can't get to sleep.
