Fran Lebowitz

Children make the most desirable opponents in Scrabble as they are both easy to beat and fun to cheat.

Children make the most desirable opponents in Scrabble as they are both easy to beat and fun to cheat.

If men knew all that women think, they'd be twenty times more daring.

If men knew all that women think, they'd be twenty times more daring.

Life is something that happens when you can't get to sleep.

Life is something that happens when you can't get to sleep.

Ask your child what he wants for dinner only if he's buying.

Ask your child what he wants for dinner only if he's buying.

The telephone is a good way to talk to people without having to offer them a drink.

The telephone is a good way to talk to people without having to offer them a drink.