Experience is what you have after you've forgotten her name.

Experience is what you have after you've forgotten her name.

A good friend can tell you what is the matter with you in a minute. He may not seem such read more

A good friend can tell you what is the matter with you in a minute. He may not seem such a good friend after telling.

I have a mind to join a club and beat you over the head with it.

I have a mind to join a club and beat you over the head with it.

Friends are like bras: close to your heart and there for support.

Friends are like bras: close to your heart and there for support.

I drank some boiling water because I wanted to whistle.

I drank some boiling water because I wanted to whistle.

Before you criticize someone, you should walk a mile in their shoes. That way when you criticize them, you are read more

Before you criticize someone, you should walk a mile in their shoes. That way when you criticize them, you are a mile away from them and you have their shoes.

When someone hands you a flyer, it's like they're saying here you throw this away.

When someone hands you a flyer, it's like they're saying here you throw this away.

As a child my family's menu consisted of two choices: take it or leave it.

As a child my family's menu consisted of two choices: take it or leave it.

When choosing between two evils, I always like to try the one I've never tried before.

When choosing between two evils, I always like to try the one I've never tried before.