I drank some boiling water because I wanted to whistle.

I drank some boiling water because I wanted to whistle.

I speak two languages, Body and English.

I speak two languages, Body and English.

I can whistle with my fingers, especially if I have a whistle.

I can whistle with my fingers, especially if I have a whistle.

This suspense is terrible. I hope it will last.

This suspense is terrible. I hope it will last.

A line is a dot that went for a walk.

A line is a dot that went for a walk.

A good friend can tell you what is the matter with you in a minute. He may not seem such read more

A good friend can tell you what is the matter with you in a minute. He may not seem such a good friend after telling.

Wearing a turtleneck is like being strangled by a really weak guy, all day. Wearing a backpack and a turtleneck read more

Wearing a turtleneck is like being strangled by a really weak guy, all day. Wearing a backpack and a turtleneck is like a weak midget trying to bring you down.

If you are a dog and your owner suggests that you wear a sweater suggest that he wear a tail.

If you are a dog and your owner suggests that you wear a sweater suggest that he wear a tail.

I'm here and I'm ready. They're not. Bring it.

I'm here and I'm ready. They're not. Bring it.