I can stand brute force, but brute reason is quite unbearable. There is something unfair about its use. It is read more

I can stand brute force, but brute reason is quite unbearable. There is something unfair about its use. It is hitting below the intellect.

If it weren't for electricity we'd all be watching television by candlelight.

If it weren't for electricity we'd all be watching television by candlelight.

I've seen the future and it's much like the present only longer.

I've seen the future and it's much like the present only longer.

The safe way to double your money is to fold it over once and put it in your pocket.

The safe way to double your money is to fold it over once and put it in your pocket.

I admit that: my wife is outspoken, but by whom?

I admit that: my wife is outspoken, but by whom?

I once saw a forklift lift a crate of forks. And it was way to literal for me.

I once saw a forklift lift a crate of forks. And it was way to literal for me.

I buy expensive suits. They just look cheap on me.

I buy expensive suits. They just look cheap on me.

Half the lies they tell about me aren't true.

Half the lies they tell about me aren't true.

A little sincerity is a dangerous thing, and a great deal of it is absolutely fatal.

A little sincerity is a dangerous thing, and a great deal of it is absolutely fatal.