The safe way to double your money is to fold it over once and put it in your pocket.

The safe way to double your money is to fold it over once and put it in your pocket.

I'm here and I'm ready. They're not. Bring it.

I'm here and I'm ready. They're not. Bring it.

It is better to be beautiful than to be good, but it is better to be good than to be read more

It is better to be beautiful than to be good, but it is better to be good than to be ugly.

I love Mickey Mouse more than any woman I have ever known.

I love Mickey Mouse more than any woman I have ever known.

A friend doesn't go on a diet because you are fat.

A friend doesn't go on a diet because you are fat.

When choosing between two evils, I always like to try the one I've never tried before.

When choosing between two evils, I always like to try the one I've never tried before.

If you die in an elevator, be sure to push the Up button.

If you die in an elevator, be sure to push the Up button.

What you get free costs too much.

What you get free costs too much.

By persistently remaining single a man converts himself into a permanent public temptation.

By persistently remaining single a man converts himself into a permanent public temptation.