Existentialism means that no one else can take a bath for you.

Existentialism means that no one else can take a bath for you.

Just because nobody complains doesn't mean all parachutes are perfect.

Just because nobody complains doesn't mean all parachutes are perfect.

I was a vegetarian until I started leaning toward the sunlight.

I was a vegetarian until I started leaning toward the sunlight.

My fake plants died because I did not pretend to water them.

My fake plants died because I did not pretend to water them.

I went to a fight the other night, and a hockey game broke out.

I went to a fight the other night, and a hockey game broke out.

If we're not supposed to eat animals, how come they're made out of meat?

If we're not supposed to eat animals, how come they're made out of meat?

I am ready to meet my Maker. Whether my Maker is prepared for the ordeal of meeting me is another read more

I am ready to meet my Maker. Whether my Maker is prepared for the ordeal of meeting me is another matter.

A friend doesn't go on a diet because you are fat.

A friend doesn't go on a diet because you are fat.

When you go into court you are putting your fate into the hands of twelve people who weren’t smart enough read more

When you go into court you are putting your fate into the hands of twelve people who weren’t smart enough to get out of jury duty.