Maxioms by Erma Bombeck
My idea of housework is to sweep the room with a glance
My idea of housework is to sweep the room with a glance
Remember, people will judge you by your actions, not your intentions. You may have a heart of gold -- but read more
Remember, people will judge you by your actions, not your intentions. You may have a heart of gold -- but so does a hard-boiled egg.
One thing they never tell you about child raising is that for the rest of your life, at the drop read more
One thing they never tell you about child raising is that for the rest of your life, at the drop of a hat, you are expected to know your child's name and how old he or she is.
Guilt: the gift that keeps on giving.
Guilt: the gift that keeps on giving.
No one ever died from sleeping in an unmade bed. I have known mothers who remake the bed after their read more
No one ever died from sleeping in an unmade bed. I have known mothers who remake the bed after their children do it because there is wrinkle in the spread or the blanket is on crooked. This is sick.
