Maxioms by Erma Bombeck
It is not until you become a mother that your judgment slowly turns to compassion and understanding.
It is not until you become a mother that your judgment slowly turns to compassion and understanding.
Skiing: I do not participate in any sport with ambulances at the bottom of the hill
Skiing: I do not participate in any sport with ambulances at the bottom of the hill
Don't confuse fame with success. Madonna is one; Helen Keller is the other.
Don't confuse fame with success. Madonna is one; Helen Keller is the other.
I am not a glutton - I am an explorer of food
I am not a glutton - I am an explorer of food
There's nothing sadder in this world than to awake Christmas morning and not be a child.
There's nothing sadder in this world than to awake Christmas morning and not be a child.
