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Anybody who watches three games of football in a row should be declared brain dead.

Anybody who watches three games of football in a row should be declared brain dead.

by Erma Bombeck Found in: Games Quotes,
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Vacation is what you take when you can't take what you've been taking any longer.

Vacation is what you take when you can't take what you've been taking any longer.

by Erma Bombeck Found in: Vacation Quotes,
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A friend doesn't go on a diet because you are fat.

A friend doesn't go on a diet because you are fat.

by Erma Bombeck Found in: Funny Quotes,
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There's nothing sadder in this world than to awake Christmas morning and not be a child.

There's nothing sadder in this world than to awake Christmas morning and not be a child.

by Erma Bombeck Found in: Christmas Quotes,
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It takes a lot of courage to show your dreams to someone else.

It takes a lot of courage to show your dreams to someone else.

by Erma Bombeck Found in: Dreams Quotes,
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