Maxioms by Erma Bombeck
Anybody who watches three games of football in a row should be declared brain dead.
Anybody who watches three games of football in a row should be declared brain dead.
Vacation is what you take when you can't take what you've been taking any longer.
Vacation is what you take when you can't take what you've been taking any longer.
A friend doesn't go on a diet because you are fat.
A friend doesn't go on a diet because you are fat.
There's nothing sadder in this world than to awake Christmas morning and not be a child.
There's nothing sadder in this world than to awake Christmas morning and not be a child.
It takes a lot of courage to show your dreams to someone else.
It takes a lot of courage to show your dreams to someone else.
