I admit that: my wife is outspoken, but by whom?

I admit that: my wife is outspoken, but by whom?

If you die in an elevator, be sure to push the Up button.

If you die in an elevator, be sure to push the Up button.

I just broke up with someone and the last thing she said to me was "You'll never find anyone like read more

I just broke up with someone and the last thing she said to me was "You'll never find anyone like me again!" I'm thinking, "I should hope not! If I don't want you, why would I want someone like you."

Have you ever noticed what golf spells backwards?

Have you ever noticed what golf spells backwards?

Bigamy is having one wife too many. Monogamy is the same.

Bigamy is having one wife too many. Monogamy is the same.

To know one's self is wisdom, but not to know one's neighbors is genius.

To know one's self is wisdom, but not to know one's neighbors is genius.

By persistently remaining single a man converts himself into a permanent public temptation.

By persistently remaining single a man converts himself into a permanent public temptation.

I buy expensive suits. They just look cheap on me.

I buy expensive suits. They just look cheap on me.

The chief function of the body is to carry the brain around.

The chief function of the body is to carry the brain around.