The best cure for insomnia is to get a lot of sleep.

The best cure for insomnia is to get a lot of sleep.

I once saw a forklift lift a crate of forks. And it was way to literal for me.

I once saw a forklift lift a crate of forks. And it was way to literal for me.

What you get free costs too much.

What you get free costs too much.

If you are a dog and your owner suggests that you wear a sweater suggest that he wear a tail.

If you are a dog and your owner suggests that you wear a sweater suggest that he wear a tail.

Just because nobody complains doesn't mean all parachutes are perfect.

Just because nobody complains doesn't mean all parachutes are perfect.

A line is a dot that went for a walk.

A line is a dot that went for a walk.

I speak two languages, Body and English.

I speak two languages, Body and English.

The bikini is the most important thing since the atom bomb.

The bikini is the most important thing since the atom bomb.

Mistakes are a part of being human. Appreciate your mistakes for what they are: precious life lessons that can only read more

Mistakes are a part of being human. Appreciate your mistakes for what they are: precious life lessons that can only be learned the hard way. Unless it's a fatal mistake, which, at least, others can learn from.