The best cure for insomnia is to get a lot of sleep.

The best cure for insomnia is to get a lot of sleep.

If you die in an elevator, be sure to push the Up button.

If you die in an elevator, be sure to push the Up button.

Life is one fool thing after another whereas love is two fool things after each other.

Life is one fool thing after another whereas love is two fool things after each other.

Young men want to be faithful, and are not; old men want to be faithless, and cannot.

Young men want to be faithful, and are not; old men want to be faithless, and cannot.

A little sincerity is a dangerous thing, and a great deal of it is absolutely fatal.

A little sincerity is a dangerous thing, and a great deal of it is absolutely fatal.

Experience is what you have after you've forgotten her name.

Experience is what you have after you've forgotten her name.

Moderation is a fatal thing. Nothing succeeds like excess.

Moderation is a fatal thing. Nothing succeeds like excess.

I am ready to meet my Maker. Whether my Maker is prepared for the ordeal of meeting me is another read more

I am ready to meet my Maker. Whether my Maker is prepared for the ordeal of meeting me is another matter.

The only thing worse than being talked about is not being talked about.

The only thing worse than being talked about is not being talked about.