By all means let's be open-minded, but not so open-minded that our brains drop out.rn

By all means let's be open-minded, but not so open-minded that our brains drop out.rn

Life is one fool thing after another whereas love is two fool things after each other.

Life is one fool thing after another whereas love is two fool things after each other.

Friends are like bras: close to your heart and there for support.

Friends are like bras: close to your heart and there for support.

Wearing a turtleneck is like being strangled by a really weak guy, all day. Wearing a backpack and a turtleneck read more

Wearing a turtleneck is like being strangled by a really weak guy, all day. Wearing a backpack and a turtleneck is like a weak midget trying to bring you down.

Experience is what you have after you've forgotten her name.

Experience is what you have after you've forgotten her name.

This suspense is terrible. I hope it will last.

This suspense is terrible. I hope it will last.

The only thing worse than being talked about is not being talked about.

The only thing worse than being talked about is not being talked about.

I am ready to meet my Maker. Whether my Maker is prepared for the ordeal of meeting me is another read more

I am ready to meet my Maker. Whether my Maker is prepared for the ordeal of meeting me is another matter.

Life is what happens to you while you're busy making other plans

Life is what happens to you while you're busy making other plans