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If we're not supposed to eat animals, how come they're made out of meat?
If we're not supposed to eat animals, how come they're made out of meat?
Young men want to be faithful, and are not; old men want to be faithless, and cannot.
Young men want to be faithful, and are not; old men want to be faithless, and cannot.
I've seen the future and it's much like the present only longer.
I've seen the future and it's much like the present only longer.
There cannot be a crisis next week. My schedule is already full.
There cannot be a crisis next week. My schedule is already full.
When you go into court you are putting your fate into the hands of twelve people who weren’t smart enough read more
When you go into court you are putting your fate into the hands of twelve people who weren’t smart enough to get out of jury duty.
I have met a lot of hardboiled eggs in my time, but you're twenty minutes.
I have met a lot of hardboiled eggs in my time, but you're twenty minutes.
Have you ever noticed what golf spells backwards?
Have you ever noticed what golf spells backwards?
In all matters of opinion, our adversaries are insane.
In all matters of opinion, our adversaries are insane.
A hospital bed is a parked taxi with the meter running.
A hospital bed is a parked taxi with the meter running.