I love Mickey Mouse more than any woman I have ever known.

I love Mickey Mouse more than any woman I have ever known.

There cannot be a crisis next week. My schedule is already full.

There cannot be a crisis next week. My schedule is already full.

As a child my family's menu consisted of two choices: take it or leave it.

As a child my family's menu consisted of two choices: take it or leave it.

If we're not supposed to eat animals, how come they're made out of meat?

If we're not supposed to eat animals, how come they're made out of meat?

I have met a lot of hardboiled eggs in my time, but you're twenty minutes.

I have met a lot of hardboiled eggs in my time, but you're twenty minutes.

The only thing worse than being talked about is not being talked about.

The only thing worse than being talked about is not being talked about.

Friends are like bras: close to your heart and there for support.

Friends are like bras: close to your heart and there for support.

Bigamy is having one wife too many. Monogamy is the same.

Bigamy is having one wife too many. Monogamy is the same.

This suspense is terrible. I hope it will last.

This suspense is terrible. I hope it will last.