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A hospital bed is a parked taxi with the meter running.
A hospital bed is a parked taxi with the meter running.
I went to a fight the other night, and a hockey game broke out.
I went to a fight the other night, and a hockey game broke out.
A girl phoned me the other day and said... 'Come on over, there's nobody home.' I went over. Nobody was read more
A girl phoned me the other day and said... 'Come on over, there's nobody home.' I went over. Nobody was home.
Mistakes are a part of being human. Appreciate your mistakes for what they are: precious life lessons that can only read more
Mistakes are a part of being human. Appreciate your mistakes for what they are: precious life lessons that can only be learned the hard way. Unless it's a fatal mistake, which, at least, others can learn from.
The safe way to double your money is to fold it over once and put it in your pocket.
The safe way to double your money is to fold it over once and put it in your pocket.
Life begins at 40 - but so do fallen arches, rheumatism, faulty eyesight, and the tendency to tell a story read more
Life begins at 40 - but so do fallen arches, rheumatism, faulty eyesight, and the tendency to tell a story to the same person, three or four times.
I'm here and I'm ready. They're not. Bring it.
I'm here and I'm ready. They're not. Bring it.
To know one's self is wisdom, but not to know one's neighbors is genius.
To know one's self is wisdom, but not to know one's neighbors is genius.
Just because nobody complains doesn't mean all parachutes are perfect.
Just because nobody complains doesn't mean all parachutes are perfect.
