Just because nobody complains doesn't mean all parachutes are perfect.

Just because nobody complains doesn't mean all parachutes are perfect.

A friend doesn't go on a diet because you are fat.

A friend doesn't go on a diet because you are fat.

There is no pleasure in having nothing to do; the fun is having lots to do and not doing it.

There is no pleasure in having nothing to do; the fun is having lots to do and not doing it.

I can whistle with my fingers, especially if I have a whistle.

I can whistle with my fingers, especially if I have a whistle.

I have a mind to join a club and beat you over the head with it.

I have a mind to join a club and beat you over the head with it.

Rice is great if you're really hungry and want to eat two thousand of something.

Rice is great if you're really hungry and want to eat two thousand of something.

A hospital bed is a parked taxi with the meter running.

A hospital bed is a parked taxi with the meter running.

I went to a fight the other night, and a hockey game broke out.

I went to a fight the other night, and a hockey game broke out.

The bikini is the most important thing since the atom bomb.

The bikini is the most important thing since the atom bomb.