When someone hands you a flyer, it's like they're saying here you throw this away.

When someone hands you a flyer, it's like they're saying here you throw this away.

In all matters of opinion, our adversaries are insane.

In all matters of opinion, our adversaries are insane.

As a child my family's menu consisted of two choices: take it or leave it.

As a child my family's menu consisted of two choices: take it or leave it.

I speak two languages, Body and English.

I speak two languages, Body and English.

Friends are like bras: close to your heart and there for support.

Friends are like bras: close to your heart and there for support.

Suppose you were an idiot and suppose you were a member of Congress. But I repeat myself

Suppose you were an idiot and suppose you were a member of Congress. But I repeat myself

I admit that: my wife is outspoken, but by whom?

I admit that: my wife is outspoken, but by whom?

You know, somebody actually complimented me on my driving today. They left a little note on the windscreen, it said read more

You know, somebody actually complimented me on my driving today. They left a little note on the windscreen, it said 'Parking Fine.'

Actually I don't remember being born, it must have happened during one of my black outs.

Actually I don't remember being born, it must have happened during one of my black outs.