You May Also Like / View all maxioms
If we're not supposed to eat animals, how come they're made out of meat?
If we're not supposed to eat animals, how come they're made out of meat?
When choosing between two evils, I always like to try the one I've never tried before.
When choosing between two evils, I always like to try the one I've never tried before.
If you die in an elevator, be sure to push the Up button.
If you die in an elevator, be sure to push the Up button.
I just broke up with someone and the last thing she said to me was "You'll never find anyone like read more
I just broke up with someone and the last thing she said to me was "You'll never find anyone like me again!" I'm thinking, "I should hope not! If I don't want you, why would I want someone like you."
A girl phoned me the other day and said... 'Come on over, there's nobody home.' I went over. Nobody was read more
A girl phoned me the other day and said... 'Come on over, there's nobody home.' I went over. Nobody was home.
There cannot be a crisis next week. My schedule is already full.
There cannot be a crisis next week. My schedule is already full.
You grow up the day you have your first real laugh -- at yourself.
You grow up the day you have your first real laugh -- at yourself.
Mistakes are a part of being human. Appreciate your mistakes for what they are: precious life lessons that can only read more
Mistakes are a part of being human. Appreciate your mistakes for what they are: precious life lessons that can only be learned the hard way. Unless it's a fatal mistake, which, at least, others can learn from.
Friends are like bras: close to your heart and there for support.
Friends are like bras: close to your heart and there for support.