Just because nobody complains doesn't mean all parachutes are perfect.

Just because nobody complains doesn't mean all parachutes are perfect.

Half the lies they tell about me aren't true.

Half the lies they tell about me aren't true.

A girl phoned me the other day and said... 'Come on over, there's nobody home.' I went over. Nobody was read more

A girl phoned me the other day and said... 'Come on over, there's nobody home.' I went over. Nobody was home.

Before I got married I had six theories about bringing up children; now I have six children and no theories.

Before I got married I had six theories about bringing up children; now I have six children and no theories.

The better I get to know men, the more I find myself loving dogs.

The better I get to know men, the more I find myself loving dogs.

The only thing worse than being talked about is not being talked about.

The only thing worse than being talked about is not being talked about.

I'm here and I'm ready. They're not. Bring it.

I'm here and I'm ready. They're not. Bring it.

The bikini is the most important thing since the atom bomb.

The bikini is the most important thing since the atom bomb.

A hospital bed is a parked taxi with the meter running.

A hospital bed is a parked taxi with the meter running.