An archaeologist is the best husband a woman can have. The older she gets the more interested he is in read more

An archaeologist is the best husband a woman can have. The older she gets the more interested he is in her.

Life is what happens to you while you're busy making other plans

Life is what happens to you while you're busy making other plans

If it weren't for electricity we'd all be watching television by candlelight.

If it weren't for electricity we'd all be watching television by candlelight.

Happiness is having a large, loving, caring, close-knit family in another city.

Happiness is having a large, loving, caring, close-knit family in another city.

Have you ever noticed what golf spells backwards?

Have you ever noticed what golf spells backwards?

Friends are like bras: close to your heart and there for support.

Friends are like bras: close to your heart and there for support.

There's no half-singing in the shower, you're either a rock star or an opera diva.

There's no half-singing in the shower, you're either a rock star or an opera diva.

I speak two languages, Body and English.

I speak two languages, Body and English.

I went to a fight the other night, and a hockey game broke out.

I went to a fight the other night, and a hockey game broke out.