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I used to think I was indecisive, but now I'm not so sure
I used to think I was indecisive, but now I'm not so sure
In all matters of opinion, our adversaries are insane.
In all matters of opinion, our adversaries are insane.
I've seen the future and it's much like the present only longer.
I've seen the future and it's much like the present only longer.
I went to a fight the other night, and a hockey game broke out.
I went to a fight the other night, and a hockey game broke out.
An archaeologist is the best husband a woman can have. The older she gets the more interested he is in read more
An archaeologist is the best husband a woman can have. The older she gets the more interested he is in her.
Bigamy is having one wife too many. Monogamy is the same.
Bigamy is having one wife too many. Monogamy is the same.
Love is like a booger. You keep picking at it until you get it, then wonder what to do with read more
Love is like a booger. You keep picking at it until you get it, then wonder what to do with it.
Borrow money from a pessimist - they don't expect it back
Borrow money from a pessimist - they don't expect it back
Life begins at 40 - but so do fallen arches, rheumatism, faulty eyesight, and the tendency to tell a story read more
Life begins at 40 - but so do fallen arches, rheumatism, faulty eyesight, and the tendency to tell a story to the same person, three or four times.
