A good friend can tell you what is the matter with you in a minute. He may not seem such read more

A good friend can tell you what is the matter with you in a minute. He may not seem such a good friend after telling.

Moderation is a fatal thing. Nothing succeeds like excess.

Moderation is a fatal thing. Nothing succeeds like excess.

Just because nobody complains doesn't mean all parachutes are perfect.

Just because nobody complains doesn't mean all parachutes are perfect.

Have you ever noticed what golf spells backwards?

Have you ever noticed what golf spells backwards?

I speak two languages, Body and English.

I speak two languages, Body and English.

I drank some boiling water because I wanted to whistle.

I drank some boiling water because I wanted to whistle.

I admit that: my wife is outspoken, but by whom?

I admit that: my wife is outspoken, but by whom?

If you were half as funny as you think you are, you'd be twice as funny as you are now.

If you were half as funny as you think you are, you'd be twice as funny as you are now.

The bikini is the most important thing since the atom bomb.

The bikini is the most important thing since the atom bomb.