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I'm sick of following my dreams. I'm just going to ask them where they're goin', and hook up with them later.
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It is better to be beautiful than to be good, but it is better to be good than to be ugly.
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To know one's self is wisdom, but not to know one's neighbors is genius.
A little sincerity is a dangerous thing, and a great deal of it is absolutely fatal.
A little sincerity is a dangerous thing, and a great deal of it is absolutely fatal.
Everything is funny as long as it is happening to somebody else.
Everything is funny as long as it is happening to somebody else.
Once, during Prohibition, I was forced to live for days on nothing but food and water.
Once, during Prohibition, I was forced to live for days on nothing but food and water.
When someone hands you a flyer, it's like they're saying here you throw this away.
When someone hands you a flyer, it's like they're saying here you throw this away.
The bikini is the most important thing since the atom bomb.
The bikini is the most important thing since the atom bomb.
Have you ever noticed what golf spells backwards?
Have you ever noticed what golf spells backwards?