Stop using the word \'bromance.\' Can we please kill that stupid term? We\'re just friends. It\'s called friendship!

Stop using the word \'bromance.\' Can we please kill that stupid term? We\'re just friends. It\'s called friendship!

A friend to all is a friend to none.

A friend to all is a friend to none.

The chief function of the body is to carry the brain around.

The chief function of the body is to carry the brain around.

We are friends and I do like to pass the day with you in serious and inconsequential chatter. I wouldn't read more

We are friends and I do like to pass the day with you in serious and inconsequential chatter. I wouldn't mind washing up beside you, dusting beside you, reading the back half of the paper while you read the front. We are friends and I would miss you, do miss you and think of you very often.

Friendship! mysterious cement of the soul,
Sweet'ner of life, and solder of society.

Friendship! mysterious cement of the soul,
Sweet'ner of life, and solder of society.

The only thing worse than being talked about is not being talked about.

The only thing worse than being talked about is not being talked about.

Actually I don't remember being born, it must have happened during one of my black outs.

Actually I don't remember being born, it must have happened during one of my black outs.

Suppose you were an idiot and suppose you were a member of Congress. But I repeat myself

Suppose you were an idiot and suppose you were a member of Congress. But I repeat myself

Never Explain - your Friends do not need it and your Enemies will not believe you anyway. -Elbert Hubbard.

Never Explain - your Friends do not need it and your Enemies will not believe you anyway. -Elbert Hubbard.