There's one more terrifying fact about old people: I'm going to be one soon.

There's one more terrifying fact about old people: I'm going to be one soon.

Some are born mad. Some remain so.

Some are born mad. Some remain so.

I drank some boiling water because I wanted to whistle.

I drank some boiling water because I wanted to whistle.

It is hard enough to remember my opinions, without also remembering my reasons for them!

It is hard enough to remember my opinions, without also remembering my reasons for them!

There is a pleasure, sure,
In being mad, which none but madmen know!

There is a pleasure, sure,
In being mad, which none but madmen know!

For me, insanity is super sanity. The normal is psychotic. Normal means lack of imagination, lack of creativity.

For me, insanity is super sanity. The normal is psychotic. Normal means lack of imagination, lack of creativity.

I went to a fight the other night, and a hockey game broke out.

I went to a fight the other night, and a hockey game broke out.

I buy expensive suits. They just look cheap on me.

I buy expensive suits. They just look cheap on me.

I became insane, with long intervals of horrible sanity.

I became insane, with long intervals of horrible sanity.