If we're not supposed to eat animals, how come they're made out of meat?

If we're not supposed to eat animals, how come they're made out of meat?

When choosing between two evils, I always like to try the one I've never tried before.

When choosing between two evils, I always like to try the one I've never tried before.

I've seen the future and it's much like the present only longer.

I've seen the future and it's much like the present only longer.

Before I got married I had six theories about bringing up children; now I have six children and no theories.

Before I got married I had six theories about bringing up children; now I have six children and no theories.

I speak two languages, Body and English.

I speak two languages, Body and English.

I have a wonderful make-up crew. They're the same people restoring the Statue of Liberty.

I have a wonderful make-up crew. They're the same people restoring the Statue of Liberty.

This suspense is terrible. I hope it will last.

This suspense is terrible. I hope it will last.

There cannot be a crisis next week. My schedule is already full.

There cannot be a crisis next week. My schedule is already full.

After one look at this planet any visitor from outer space would say, “I want to see the manager.”

After one look at this planet any visitor from outer space would say, “I want to see the manager.”