My fake plants died because I did not pretend to water them.

My fake plants died because I did not pretend to water them.

I admit that: my wife is outspoken, but by whom?

I admit that: my wife is outspoken, but by whom?

If you die in an elevator, be sure to push the Up button.

If you die in an elevator, be sure to push the Up button.

I can stand brute force, but brute reason is quite unbearable. There is something unfair about its use. It is read more

I can stand brute force, but brute reason is quite unbearable. There is something unfair about its use. It is hitting below the intellect.

I speak two languages, Body and English.

I speak two languages, Body and English.

I have a mind to join a club and beat you over the head with it.

I have a mind to join a club and beat you over the head with it.

I went to a fight the other night, and a hockey game broke out.

I went to a fight the other night, and a hockey game broke out.

When you go into court you are putting your fate into the hands of twelve people who weren’t smart enough read more

When you go into court you are putting your fate into the hands of twelve people who weren’t smart enough to get out of jury duty.

Life is one fool thing after another whereas love is two fool things after each other.

Life is one fool thing after another whereas love is two fool things after each other.