There is no pleasure in having nothing to do; the fun is having lots to do and not doing it.

There is no pleasure in having nothing to do; the fun is having lots to do and not doing it.

Friends are like bras: close to your heart and there for support.

Friends are like bras: close to your heart and there for support.

You grow up the day you have your first real laugh -- at yourself.

You grow up the day you have your first real laugh -- at yourself.

I love Mickey Mouse more than any woman I have ever known.

I love Mickey Mouse more than any woman I have ever known.

Before you criticize someone, you should walk a mile in their shoes. That way when you criticize them, you are read more

Before you criticize someone, you should walk a mile in their shoes. That way when you criticize them, you are a mile away from them and you have their shoes.

A good friend can tell you what is the matter with you in a minute. He may not seem such read more

A good friend can tell you what is the matter with you in a minute. He may not seem such a good friend after telling.

I speak two languages, Body and English.

I speak two languages, Body and English.

Experience is what you have after you've forgotten her name.

Experience is what you have after you've forgotten her name.

Have you ever noticed what golf spells backwards?

Have you ever noticed what golf spells backwards?