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An archaeologist is the best husband a woman can have. The older she gets the more interested he is in read more
An archaeologist is the best husband a woman can have. The older she gets the more interested he is in her.
In all matters of opinion, our adversaries are insane.
In all matters of opinion, our adversaries are insane.
When you go into court you are putting your fate into the hands of twelve people who weren’t smart enough read more
When you go into court you are putting your fate into the hands of twelve people who weren’t smart enough to get out of jury duty.
A hospital bed is a parked taxi with the meter running.
A hospital bed is a parked taxi with the meter running.
The bikini is the most important thing since the atom bomb.
The bikini is the most important thing since the atom bomb.
The only thing worse than being talked about is not being talked about.
The only thing worse than being talked about is not being talked about.
I know that you believe you understand what you think I said, but I'm not sure you realize that what read more
I know that you believe you understand what you think I said, but I'm not sure you realize that what you heard is not what I meant.
Friends are like bras: close to your heart and there for support.
Friends are like bras: close to your heart and there for support.
Half the lies they tell about me aren't true.
Half the lies they tell about me aren't true.
