The only thing worse than being talked about is not being talked about.

The only thing worse than being talked about is not being talked about.

Experience is what you have after you've forgotten her name.

Experience is what you have after you've forgotten her name.

A line is a dot that went for a walk.

A line is a dot that went for a walk.

If we're not supposed to eat animals, how come they're made out of meat?

If we're not supposed to eat animals, how come they're made out of meat?

I love Mickey Mouse more than any woman I have ever known.

I love Mickey Mouse more than any woman I have ever known.

Life is one fool thing after another whereas love is two fool things after each other.

Life is one fool thing after another whereas love is two fool things after each other.

Half the lies they tell about me aren't true.

Half the lies they tell about me aren't true.

Existentialism means that no one else can take a bath for you.

Existentialism means that no one else can take a bath for you.

My fake plants died because I did not pretend to water them.

My fake plants died because I did not pretend to water them.