A line is a dot that went for a walk.

A line is a dot that went for a walk.

My fake plants died because I did not pretend to water them.

My fake plants died because I did not pretend to water them.

The only thing worse than being talked about is not being talked about.

The only thing worse than being talked about is not being talked about.

I buy expensive suits. They just look cheap on me.

I buy expensive suits. They just look cheap on me.

There is no pleasure in having nothing to do; the fun is having lots to do and not doing it.

There is no pleasure in having nothing to do; the fun is having lots to do and not doing it.

If you were half as funny as you think you are, you'd be twice as funny as you are now.

If you were half as funny as you think you are, you'd be twice as funny as you are now.

An archaeologist is the best husband a woman can have. The older she gets the more interested he is in read more

An archaeologist is the best husband a woman can have. The older she gets the more interested he is in her.

There cannot be a crisis next week. My schedule is already full.

There cannot be a crisis next week. My schedule is already full.

Existentialism means that no one else can take a bath for you.

Existentialism means that no one else can take a bath for you.