I speak two languages, Body and English.

I speak two languages, Body and English.

Wearing a turtleneck is like being strangled by a really weak guy, all day. Wearing a backpack and a turtleneck read more

Wearing a turtleneck is like being strangled by a really weak guy, all day. Wearing a backpack and a turtleneck is like a weak midget trying to bring you down.

My fake plants died because I did not pretend to water them.

My fake plants died because I did not pretend to water them.

I was a vegetarian until I started leaning toward the sunlight.

I was a vegetarian until I started leaning toward the sunlight.

I'm here and I'm ready. They're not. Bring it.

I'm here and I'm ready. They're not. Bring it.

In all matters of opinion, our adversaries are insane.

In all matters of opinion, our adversaries are insane.

The best cure for insomnia is to get a lot of sleep.

The best cure for insomnia is to get a lot of sleep.

Existentialism means that no one else can take a bath for you.

Existentialism means that no one else can take a bath for you.

I've seen the future and it's much like the present only longer.

I've seen the future and it's much like the present only longer.