In all matters of opinion, our adversaries are insane.

In all matters of opinion, our adversaries are insane.

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I'm sick of following my dreams. I'm just going to ask them where they're goin', and hook up with them later.

A little sincerity is a dangerous thing, and a great deal of it is absolutely fatal.

A little sincerity is a dangerous thing, and a great deal of it is absolutely fatal.

Everything is funny as long as it is happening to somebody else.

Everything is funny as long as it is happening to somebody else.

This suspense is terrible. I hope it will last.

This suspense is terrible. I hope it will last.

There is no pleasure in having nothing to do; the fun is having lots to do and not doing it.

There is no pleasure in having nothing to do; the fun is having lots to do and not doing it.

Have you ever noticed what golf spells backwards?

Have you ever noticed what golf spells backwards?

After one look at this planet any visitor from outer space would say, “I want to see the manager.”

After one look at this planet any visitor from outer space would say, “I want to see the manager.”

The only thing worse than being talked about is not being talked about.

The only thing worse than being talked about is not being talked about.