I admit that: my wife is outspoken, but by whom?

I admit that: my wife is outspoken, but by whom?

Have you ever noticed what golf spells backwards?

Have you ever noticed what golf spells backwards?

I buy expensive suits. They just look cheap on me.

I buy expensive suits. They just look cheap on me.

Experience is what you have after you've forgotten her name.

Experience is what you have after you've forgotten her name.

An archaeologist is the best husband a woman can have. The older she gets the more interested he is in read more

An archaeologist is the best husband a woman can have. The older she gets the more interested he is in her.

I have a mind to join a club and beat you over the head with it.

I have a mind to join a club and beat you over the head with it.

There's one more terrifying fact about old people: I'm going to be one soon.

There's one more terrifying fact about old people: I'm going to be one soon.

The bikini is the most important thing since the atom bomb.

The bikini is the most important thing since the atom bomb.

Moderation is a fatal thing. Nothing succeeds like excess.

Moderation is a fatal thing. Nothing succeeds like excess.