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A Code of Honor: Never approach a friend's girlfriend or wife with
mischief as your goal. There are just too read more

A Code of Honor: Never approach a friend's girlfriend or wife with
mischief as your goal. There are just too many women in the world to
justify that sort of dishonorable behavior. Unless she's really
attractive.

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Don't anthropomorphize computers -- they hate it.

Don't anthropomorphize computers -- they hate it.

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You live with your thoughts -- so be careful what they are.

You live with your thoughts -- so be careful what they are.

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The best advisers, helpers and friends, always are not those who tell us how to act in special cases, but read more

The best advisers, helpers and friends, always are not those who tell us how to act in special cases, but who give us, out of themselves, the ardent spirit and desire to act right, and leave us then, even through many blunders, to find out what our own form of right action is.

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I don't get acting jobs because of my looks.

I don't get acting jobs because of my looks.

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Success is the sum of small efforts, repeated day in and day out...

Success is the sum of small efforts, repeated day in and day out...

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It takes a real storm in the average person's life to make him realize how much worrying he has done read more

It takes a real storm in the average person's life to make him realize how much worrying he has done over the squalls.

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Things don't go wrong and break your heart so you can become bitter and give up. They happen to break read more

Things don't go wrong and break your heart so you can become bitter and give up. They happen to break you down and build you up so you can be all that you were intended to be.

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A friend doesn't go on a diet because you are fat.

A friend doesn't go on a diet because you are fat.

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