Never wrestle with a strong man nor bring a rich man to court.

Never wrestle with a strong man nor bring a rich man to court.

I just broke up with someone and the last thing she said to me was "You'll never find anyone like read more

I just broke up with someone and the last thing she said to me was "You'll never find anyone like me again!" I'm thinking, "I should hope not! If I don't want you, why would I want someone like you."

A professor is one who talks in someone else's sleep.

A professor is one who talks in someone else's sleep.

Friends are like bras: close to your heart and there for support.

Friends are like bras: close to your heart and there for support.

Learning hath gained most by those books by which the printers have lost.

Learning hath gained most by those books by which the printers have lost.

There is a sort of veteran woman of condition, who, having lived always in the grand monde, and having possibly read more

There is a sort of veteran woman of condition, who, having lived always in the grand monde, and having possibly had some gallantries, together with the experience of five and twenty or thirty years, form a young fellow better than all the rules that can be given him. Wherever you go, make some of those women your friends; which a very little matter will do. Ask their advice, tell them your doubts or difficulties as to your behavior; but take great care not to drop one word of their experience; for experience implies age, and the suspicion of age, no woman, let her be ever so old, ever forgives.

He has conferred on the practice of vacillation the aura of statesmanship.

He has conferred on the practice of vacillation the aura of statesmanship.

Today is yesterday's pupil.

Today is yesterday's pupil.

Existentialism means that no one else can take a bath for you.

Existentialism means that no one else can take a bath for you.