Experience is what you have after you've forgotten her name.

Experience is what you have after you've forgotten her name.

There's no half-singing in the shower, you're either a rock star or an opera diva.

There's no half-singing in the shower, you're either a rock star or an opera diva.

Just because nobody complains doesn't mean all parachutes are perfect.

Just because nobody complains doesn't mean all parachutes are perfect.

Suppose you were an idiot and suppose you were a member of Congress. But I repeat myself

Suppose you were an idiot and suppose you were a member of Congress. But I repeat myself

I'm here and I'm ready. They're not. Bring it.

I'm here and I'm ready. They're not. Bring it.

A line is a dot that went for a walk.

A line is a dot that went for a walk.

The bikini is the most important thing since the atom bomb.

The bikini is the most important thing since the atom bomb.

Friends are like bras: close to your heart and there for support.

Friends are like bras: close to your heart and there for support.

There is no pleasure in having nothing to do; the fun is having lots to do and not doing it.

There is no pleasure in having nothing to do; the fun is having lots to do and not doing it.