The better I get to know men, the more I find myself loving dogs.

The better I get to know men, the more I find myself loving dogs.

The only thing worse than being talked about is not being talked about.

The only thing worse than being talked about is not being talked about.

I can whistle with my fingers, especially if I have a whistle.

I can whistle with my fingers, especially if I have a whistle.

I drank some boiling water because I wanted to whistle.

I drank some boiling water because I wanted to whistle.

You know, somebody actually complimented me on my driving today. They left a little note on the windscreen, it said read more

You know, somebody actually complimented me on my driving today. They left a little note on the windscreen, it said 'Parking Fine.'

There cannot be a crisis next week. My schedule is already full.

There cannot be a crisis next week. My schedule is already full.

Existentialism means that no one else can take a bath for you.

Existentialism means that no one else can take a bath for you.

Happiness is having a large, loving, caring, close-knit family in another city.

Happiness is having a large, loving, caring, close-knit family in another city.

I've seen the future and it's much like the present only longer.

I've seen the future and it's much like the present only longer.