The better I get to know men, the more I find myself loving dogs.

The better I get to know men, the more I find myself loving dogs.

The only thing worse than being talked about is not being talked about.

The only thing worse than being talked about is not being talked about.

Happiness is having a large, loving, caring, close-knit family in another city.

Happiness is having a large, loving, caring, close-knit family in another city.

I love Mickey Mouse more than any woman I have ever known.

I love Mickey Mouse more than any woman I have ever known.

If you die in an elevator, be sure to push the Up button.

If you die in an elevator, be sure to push the Up button.

I didn't like the play, but then I saw it under adverse conditions - the curtain was up.

I didn't like the play, but then I saw it under adverse conditions - the curtain was up.

I have a wonderful make-up crew. They're the same people restoring the Statue of Liberty.

I have a wonderful make-up crew. They're the same people restoring the Statue of Liberty.

Moderation is a fatal thing. Nothing succeeds like excess.

Moderation is a fatal thing. Nothing succeeds like excess.

I went to a fight the other night, and a hockey game broke out.

I went to a fight the other night, and a hockey game broke out.