Moderation is a fatal thing. Nothing succeeds like excess.

Moderation is a fatal thing. Nothing succeeds like excess.

There cannot be a crisis next week. My schedule is already full.

There cannot be a crisis next week. My schedule is already full.

Existentialism means that no one else can take a bath for you.

Existentialism means that no one else can take a bath for you.

Life is one fool thing after another whereas love is two fool things after each other.

Life is one fool thing after another whereas love is two fool things after each other.

I buy expensive suits. They just look cheap on me.

I buy expensive suits. They just look cheap on me.

I love Mickey Mouse more than any woman I have ever known.

I love Mickey Mouse more than any woman I have ever known.

I have a wonderful make-up crew. They're the same people restoring the Statue of Liberty.

I have a wonderful make-up crew. They're the same people restoring the Statue of Liberty.

Life is what happens to you while you're busy making other plans

Life is what happens to you while you're busy making other plans

The chief function of the body is to carry the brain around.

The chief function of the body is to carry the brain around.