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I like intelligent women. When you go out, it shouldn't be a staring contest.
I like intelligent women. When you go out, it shouldn't be a staring contest.
This suspense is terrible. I hope it will last.
This suspense is terrible. I hope it will last.
If you die in an elevator, be sure to push the Up button.
If you die in an elevator, be sure to push the Up button.
I may be drunk, Miss, but in the morning I will be sober and you will still be ugly.
I may be drunk, Miss, but in the morning I will be sober and you will still be ugly.
I am ready to meet my Maker. Whether my Maker is prepared for the ordeal of meeting me is another read more
I am ready to meet my Maker. Whether my Maker is prepared for the ordeal of meeting me is another matter.
If you were half as funny as you think you are, you'd be twice as funny as you are now.
If you were half as funny as you think you are, you'd be twice as funny as you are now.
Existentialism means that no one else can take a bath for you.
Existentialism means that no one else can take a bath for you.
It is better to be beautiful than to be good, but it is better to be good than to be read more
It is better to be beautiful than to be good, but it is better to be good than to be ugly.
A black cat crossing your path signifies that the animal is going somewhere.
A black cat crossing your path signifies that the animal is going somewhere.