Actually I don't remember being born, it must have happened during one of my black outs.

Actually I don't remember being born, it must have happened during one of my black outs.

This suspense is terrible. I hope it will last.

This suspense is terrible. I hope it will last.

As a child my family's menu consisted of two choices: take it or leave it.

As a child my family's menu consisted of two choices: take it or leave it.

The chief function of the body is to carry the brain around.

The chief function of the body is to carry the brain around.

I've seen the future and it's much like the present only longer.

I've seen the future and it's much like the present only longer.

There's one more terrifying fact about old people: I'm going to be one soon.

There's one more terrifying fact about old people: I'm going to be one soon.

I was a vegetarian until I started leaning toward the sunlight.

I was a vegetarian until I started leaning toward the sunlight.

Any kid will run any errand for you, if you ask at bedtime.

Any kid will run any errand for you, if you ask at bedtime.

I have a mind to join a club and beat you over the head with it.

I have a mind to join a club and beat you over the head with it.