Moderation is a fatal thing. Nothing succeeds like excess.

Moderation is a fatal thing. Nothing succeeds like excess.

I admit that: my wife is outspoken, but by whom?

I admit that: my wife is outspoken, but by whom?

Friends are like bras: close to your heart and there for support.

Friends are like bras: close to your heart and there for support.

A girl phoned me the other day and said... 'Come on over, there's nobody home.' I went over. Nobody was read more

A girl phoned me the other day and said... 'Come on over, there's nobody home.' I went over. Nobody was home.

You grow up the day you have your first real laugh -- at yourself.

You grow up the day you have your first real laugh -- at yourself.

I buy expensive suits. They just look cheap on me.

I buy expensive suits. They just look cheap on me.

If you are a dog and your owner suggests that you wear a sweater suggest that he wear a tail.

If you are a dog and your owner suggests that you wear a sweater suggest that he wear a tail.

I have met a lot of hardboiled eggs in my time, but you're twenty minutes.

I have met a lot of hardboiled eggs in my time, but you're twenty minutes.

The better I get to know men, the more I find myself loving dogs.

The better I get to know men, the more I find myself loving dogs.