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It is better to be beautiful than to be good, but it is better to be good than to be read more
It is better to be beautiful than to be good, but it is better to be good than to be ugly.
When choosing between two evils, I always like to try the one I've never tried before.
When choosing between two evils, I always like to try the one I've never tried before.
Mistakes are a part of being human. Appreciate your mistakes for what they are: precious life lessons that can only read more
Mistakes are a part of being human. Appreciate your mistakes for what they are: precious life lessons that can only be learned the hard way. Unless it's a fatal mistake, which, at least, others can learn from.
Friends are like bras: close to your heart and there for support.
Friends are like bras: close to your heart and there for support.
I'm sick of following my dreams. I'm just going to ask them where they're goin', and hook up with them read more
I'm sick of following my dreams. I'm just going to ask them where they're goin', and hook up with them later.
If you were half as funny as you think you are, you'd be twice as funny as you are now.
If you were half as funny as you think you are, you'd be twice as funny as you are now.
I like intelligent women. When you go out, it shouldn't be a staring contest.
I like intelligent women. When you go out, it shouldn't be a staring contest.
Borrow money from a pessimist - they don't expect it back
Borrow money from a pessimist - they don't expect it back
Wearing a turtleneck is like being strangled by a really weak guy, all day. Wearing a backpack and a turtleneck read more
Wearing a turtleneck is like being strangled by a really weak guy, all day. Wearing a backpack and a turtleneck is like a weak midget trying to bring you down.