I like intelligent women. When you go out, it shouldn't be a staring contest.

I like intelligent women. When you go out, it shouldn't be a staring contest.

Existentialism means that no one else can take a bath for you.

Existentialism means that no one else can take a bath for you.

I used to think I was indecisive, but now I'm not so sure

I used to think I was indecisive, but now I'm not so sure

The better I get to know men, the more I find myself loving dogs.

The better I get to know men, the more I find myself loving dogs.

Just because nobody complains doesn't mean all parachutes are perfect.

Just because nobody complains doesn't mean all parachutes are perfect.

An archaeologist is the best husband a woman can have. The older she gets the more interested he is in read more

An archaeologist is the best husband a woman can have. The older she gets the more interested he is in her.

A line is a dot that went for a walk.

A line is a dot that went for a walk.

Everything is funny as long as it is happening to somebody else.

Everything is funny as long as it is happening to somebody else.

I know that you believe you understand what you think I said, but I'm not sure you realize that what read more

I know that you believe you understand what you think I said, but I'm not sure you realize that what you heard is not what I meant.