When someone hands you a flyer, it's like they're saying here you throw this away.

When someone hands you a flyer, it's like they're saying here you throw this away.

Friends are like bras: close to your heart and there for support.

Friends are like bras: close to your heart and there for support.

Life is what happens to you while you're busy making other plans

Life is what happens to you while you're busy making other plans

I am ready to meet my Maker. Whether my Maker is prepared for the ordeal of meeting me is another read more

I am ready to meet my Maker. Whether my Maker is prepared for the ordeal of meeting me is another matter.

Young men want to be faithful, and are not; old men want to be faithless, and cannot.

Young men want to be faithful, and are not; old men want to be faithless, and cannot.

Actually I don't remember being born, it must have happened during one of my black outs.

Actually I don't remember being born, it must have happened during one of my black outs.

The chief function of the body is to carry the brain around.

The chief function of the body is to carry the brain around.

I've seen the future and it's much like the present only longer.

I've seen the future and it's much like the present only longer.

The bikini is the most important thing since the atom bomb.

The bikini is the most important thing since the atom bomb.