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Friends are like bras: close to your heart and there for support.
Friends are like bras: close to your heart and there for support.
A friend doesn't go on a diet because you are fat.
A friend doesn't go on a diet because you are fat.
I have a mind to join a club and beat you over the head with it.
I have a mind to join a club and beat you over the head with it.
Love is like a booger. You keep picking at it until you get it, then wonder what to do with read more
Love is like a booger. You keep picking at it until you get it, then wonder what to do with it.
A little sincerity is a dangerous thing, and a great deal of it is absolutely fatal.
A little sincerity is a dangerous thing, and a great deal of it is absolutely fatal.
I have a wonderful make-up crew. They're the same people restoring the Statue of Liberty.
I have a wonderful make-up crew. They're the same people restoring the Statue of Liberty.
The better I get to know men, the more I find myself loving dogs.
The better I get to know men, the more I find myself loving dogs.
A good friend can tell you what is the matter with you in a minute. He may not seem such read more
A good friend can tell you what is the matter with you in a minute. He may not seem such a good friend after telling.
Young men want to be faithful, and are not; old men want to be faithless, and cannot.
Young men want to be faithful, and are not; old men want to be faithless, and cannot.
