Mark Twain

Man will do many things to get himself loved; he will do all things to get himself envied.

Man will do many things to get himself loved; he will do all things to get himself envied.

Familiarity breeds contempt--and children.

Familiarity breeds contempt--and children.

A man is never more truthful than when he acknowledges himself a liar.

A man is never more truthful than when he acknowledges himself a liar.

Habit is habit and not to be flung out of the window by any man, but coaxed downstairs a step read more

Habit is habit and not to be flung out of the window by any man, but coaxed downstairs a step at a time.

Suppose you were an idiot, and suppose you were a member of congress; but I repeat myself.

Suppose you were an idiot, and suppose you were a member of congress; but I repeat myself.