The better I get to know men, the more I find myself loving dogs.

The better I get to know men, the more I find myself loving dogs.

I speak two languages, Body and English.

I speak two languages, Body and English.

You grow up the day you have your first real laugh -- at yourself.

You grow up the day you have your first real laugh -- at yourself.

Everything is funny as long as it is happening to somebody else.

Everything is funny as long as it is happening to somebody else.

A line is a dot that went for a walk.

A line is a dot that went for a walk.

I am ready to meet my Maker. Whether my Maker is prepared for the ordeal of meeting me is another read more

I am ready to meet my Maker. Whether my Maker is prepared for the ordeal of meeting me is another matter.

After one look at this planet any visitor from outer space would say, “I want to see the manager.”

After one look at this planet any visitor from outer space would say, “I want to see the manager.”

I buy expensive suits. They just look cheap on me.

I buy expensive suits. They just look cheap on me.

Before I got married I had six theories about bringing up children; now I have six children and no theories.

Before I got married I had six theories about bringing up children; now I have six children and no theories.