If it weren't for electricity we'd all be watching television by candlelight.

If it weren't for electricity we'd all be watching television by candlelight.

By persistently remaining single a man converts himself into a permanent public temptation.

By persistently remaining single a man converts himself into a permanent public temptation.

I love Mickey Mouse more than any woman I have ever known.

I love Mickey Mouse more than any woman I have ever known.

Life is what happens to you while you're busy making other plans

Life is what happens to you while you're busy making other plans

The better I get to know men, the more I find myself loving dogs.

The better I get to know men, the more I find myself loving dogs.

Before you criticize someone, you should walk a mile in their shoes. That way when you criticize them, you are read more

Before you criticize someone, you should walk a mile in their shoes. That way when you criticize them, you are a mile away from them and you have their shoes.

A friend doesn't go on a diet because you are fat.

A friend doesn't go on a diet because you are fat.

Moderation is a fatal thing. Nothing succeeds like excess.

Moderation is a fatal thing. Nothing succeeds like excess.

I went to a fight the other night, and a hockey game broke out.

I went to a fight the other night, and a hockey game broke out.