If we're not supposed to eat animals, how come they're made out of meat?

If we're not supposed to eat animals, how come they're made out of meat?

What you get free costs too much.

What you get free costs too much.

Friends are like bras: close to your heart and there for support.

Friends are like bras: close to your heart and there for support.

When someone hands you a flyer, it's like they're saying here you throw this away.

When someone hands you a flyer, it's like they're saying here you throw this away.

By all means let's be open-minded, but not so open-minded that our brains drop out.rn

By all means let's be open-minded, but not so open-minded that our brains drop out.rn

As a child my family's menu consisted of two choices: take it or leave it.

As a child my family's menu consisted of two choices: take it or leave it.

Half the lies they tell about me aren't true.

Half the lies they tell about me aren't true.

I have a mind to join a club and beat you over the head with it.

I have a mind to join a club and beat you over the head with it.

The chief function of the body is to carry the brain around.

The chief function of the body is to carry the brain around.