A line is a dot that went for a walk.

A line is a dot that went for a walk.

Before I got married I had six theories about bringing up children; now I have six children and no theories.

Before I got married I had six theories about bringing up children; now I have six children and no theories.

Have you ever noticed what golf spells backwards?

Have you ever noticed what golf spells backwards?

If you die in an elevator, be sure to push the Up button.

If you die in an elevator, be sure to push the Up button.

Happiness is having a large, loving, caring, close-knit family in another city.

Happiness is having a large, loving, caring, close-knit family in another city.

By persistently remaining single a man converts himself into a permanent public temptation.

By persistently remaining single a man converts himself into a permanent public temptation.

Mistakes are a part of being human. Appreciate your mistakes for what they are: precious life lessons that can only read more

Mistakes are a part of being human. Appreciate your mistakes for what they are: precious life lessons that can only be learned the hard way. Unless it's a fatal mistake, which, at least, others can learn from.

I admit that: my wife is outspoken, but by whom?

I admit that: my wife is outspoken, but by whom?

Existentialism means that no one else can take a bath for you.

Existentialism means that no one else can take a bath for you.