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If we're not supposed to eat animals, how come they're made out of meat?

If we're not supposed to eat animals, how come they're made out of meat?

by Tom Snyder Found in: Funny Quotes,
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What you get free costs too much.

What you get free costs too much.

by Jean Anouilh Found in: Funny Quotes,
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Any kid will run any errand for you, if you ask at bedtime.

Any kid will run any errand for you, if you ask at bedtime.

by Red Skelton Found in: Funny Quotes,
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Friends are like bras: close to your heart and there for support.

Friends are like bras: close to your heart and there for support.

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I didn't like the play, but then I saw it under adverse conditions - the curtain was up.

I didn't like the play, but then I saw it under adverse conditions - the curtain was up.

by Groucho Marx Found in: Funny Quotes,
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We are confronted by a first danger, the destructiveness of applied atomic energy. And then we are confronted by a read more

We are confronted by a first danger, the destructiveness of applied atomic energy. And then we are confronted by a second danger, that we do not enough appreciate the first danger.

by Raymond G. Swing Found in: Danger Quotes,
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I've seen the future and it's much like the present only longer.

I've seen the future and it's much like the present only longer.

by Dan Quisenberry Found in: Funny Quotes,
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A truth spoken before its time is dangerous.

A truth spoken before its time is dangerous.

by Greek Proverb Found in: Danger Quotes,
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Life is one fool thing after another whereas love is two fool things after each other.

Life is one fool thing after another whereas love is two fool things after each other.

by Oscar Wilde Found in: Funny Quotes,
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