When choosing between two evils, I always like to try the one I've never tried before.

When choosing between two evils, I always like to try the one I've never tried before.

Rice is great if you're really hungry and want to eat two thousand of something.

Rice is great if you're really hungry and want to eat two thousand of something.

I can stand brute force, but brute reason is quite unbearable. There is something unfair about its use. It is read more

I can stand brute force, but brute reason is quite unbearable. There is something unfair about its use. It is hitting below the intellect.

Just because nobody complains doesn't mean all parachutes are perfect.

Just because nobody complains doesn't mean all parachutes are perfect.

Everything is funny as long as it is happening to somebody else.

Everything is funny as long as it is happening to somebody else.

I admit that: my wife is outspoken, but by whom?

I admit that: my wife is outspoken, but by whom?

I went to a fight the other night, and a hockey game broke out.

I went to a fight the other night, and a hockey game broke out.

A hospital bed is a parked taxi with the meter running.

A hospital bed is a parked taxi with the meter running.

I love Mickey Mouse more than any woman I have ever known.

I love Mickey Mouse more than any woman I have ever known.