Moderation is a fatal thing. Nothing succeeds like excess.

Moderation is a fatal thing. Nothing succeeds like excess.

I admit that: my wife is outspoken, but by whom?

I admit that: my wife is outspoken, but by whom?

The best cure for insomnia is to get a lot of sleep.

The best cure for insomnia is to get a lot of sleep.

I have met a lot of hardboiled eggs in my time, but you're twenty minutes.

I have met a lot of hardboiled eggs in my time, but you're twenty minutes.

When choosing between two evils, I always like to try the one I've never tried before.

When choosing between two evils, I always like to try the one I've never tried before.

A friend doesn't go on a diet because you are fat.

A friend doesn't go on a diet because you are fat.

Friends are like bras: close to your heart and there for support.

Friends are like bras: close to your heart and there for support.

I went to a fight the other night, and a hockey game broke out.

I went to a fight the other night, and a hockey game broke out.

If you die in an elevator, be sure to push the Up button.

If you die in an elevator, be sure to push the Up button.