When choosing between two evils, I always like to try the one I've never tried before.

When choosing between two evils, I always like to try the one I've never tried before.

There's one more terrifying fact about old people: I'm going to be one soon.

There's one more terrifying fact about old people: I'm going to be one soon.

Friends are like bras: close to your heart and there for support.

Friends are like bras: close to your heart and there for support.

This suspense is terrible. I hope it will last.

This suspense is terrible. I hope it will last.

The best cure for insomnia is to get a lot of sleep.

The best cure for insomnia is to get a lot of sleep.

A line is a dot that went for a walk.

A line is a dot that went for a walk.

A friend doesn't go on a diet because you are fat.

A friend doesn't go on a diet because you are fat.

I just broke up with someone and the last thing she said to me was "You'll never find anyone like read more

I just broke up with someone and the last thing she said to me was "You'll never find anyone like me again!" I'm thinking, "I should hope not! If I don't want you, why would I want someone like you."

Bigamy is having one wife too many. Monogamy is the same.

Bigamy is having one wife too many. Monogamy is the same.