The safe way to double your money is to fold it over once and put it in your pocket.

The safe way to double your money is to fold it over once and put it in your pocket.

Success is when reality exceeds expectations.

Success is when reality exceeds expectations.

There's one more terrifying fact about old people: I'm going to be one soon.

There's one more terrifying fact about old people: I'm going to be one soon.

Life is one fool thing after another whereas love is two fool things after each other.

Life is one fool thing after another whereas love is two fool things after each other.

To many, total abstinence is easier than perfect moderation.

To many, total abstinence is easier than perfect moderation.

After one look at this planet any visitor from outer space would say, “I want to see the manager.”

After one look at this planet any visitor from outer space would say, “I want to see the manager.”

I buy expensive suits. They just look cheap on me.

I buy expensive suits. They just look cheap on me.

Don't aim for success if you want it; just do what you love and believe in, and it will come read more

Don't aim for success if you want it; just do what you love and believe in, and it will come naturally.

Be nice to people on your way up because you'll meet 'em on your way down.

Be nice to people on your way up because you'll meet 'em on your way down.