To teach is to understand. To learn is wisdom. To learn together is understanding wisdom.

To teach is to understand. To learn is wisdom. To learn together is understanding wisdom.

Once, during Prohibition, I was forced to live for days on nothing but food and water.

Once, during Prohibition, I was forced to live for days on nothing but food and water.

Just because nobody complains doesn't mean all parachutes are perfect.

Just because nobody complains doesn't mean all parachutes are perfect.

Half the lies they tell about me aren't true.

Half the lies they tell about me aren't true.

I just broke up with someone and the last thing she said to me was "You'll never find anyone like read more

I just broke up with someone and the last thing she said to me was "You'll never find anyone like me again!" I'm thinking, "I should hope not! If I don't want you, why would I want someone like you."

Friends are like bras: close to your heart and there for support.

Friends are like bras: close to your heart and there for support.

Everything is funny as long as it is happening to somebody else.

Everything is funny as long as it is happening to somebody else.

I once saw a forklift lift a crate of forks. And it was way to literal for me.

I once saw a forklift lift a crate of forks. And it was way to literal for me.

Listening, not imitation, may be the sincerest form of flattery. -Dr Joyce Brothers.

Listening, not imitation, may be the sincerest form of flattery. -Dr Joyce Brothers.