Existentialism means that no one else can take a bath for you.

Existentialism means that no one else can take a bath for you.

Young men want to be faithful, and are not; old men want to be faithless, and cannot.

Young men want to be faithful, and are not; old men want to be faithless, and cannot.

There is no pleasure in having nothing to do; the fun is having lots to do and not doing it.

There is no pleasure in having nothing to do; the fun is having lots to do and not doing it.

A hospital bed is a parked taxi with the meter running.

A hospital bed is a parked taxi with the meter running.

Everything is funny as long as it is happening to somebody else.

Everything is funny as long as it is happening to somebody else.

I used to think I was indecisive, but now I'm not so sure

I used to think I was indecisive, but now I'm not so sure

If it weren't for electricity we'd all be watching television by candlelight.

If it weren't for electricity we'd all be watching television by candlelight.

The only thing worse than being talked about is not being talked about.

The only thing worse than being talked about is not being talked about.

Before I got married I had six theories about bringing up children; now I have six children and no theories.

Before I got married I had six theories about bringing up children; now I have six children and no theories.