The better I get to know men, the more I find myself loving dogs.

The better I get to know men, the more I find myself loving dogs.

Life is what happens to you while you're busy making other plans

Life is what happens to you while you're busy making other plans

This suspense is terrible. I hope it will last.

This suspense is terrible. I hope it will last.

There is no pleasure in having nothing to do; the fun is having lots to do and not doing it.

There is no pleasure in having nothing to do; the fun is having lots to do and not doing it.

I'm sick of following my dreams. I'm just going to ask them where they're goin', and hook up with them read more

I'm sick of following my dreams. I'm just going to ask them where they're goin', and hook up with them later.

I can whistle with my fingers, especially if I have a whistle.

I can whistle with my fingers, especially if I have a whistle.

If you were half as funny as you think you are, you'd be twice as funny as you are now.

If you were half as funny as you think you are, you'd be twice as funny as you are now.

A friend doesn't go on a diet because you are fat.

A friend doesn't go on a diet because you are fat.

If you die in an elevator, be sure to push the Up button.

If you die in an elevator, be sure to push the Up button.