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Young men want to be faithful, and are not; old men want to be faithless, and cannot.
Young men want to be faithful, and are not; old men want to be faithless, and cannot.
Mistakes are a part of being human. Appreciate your mistakes for what they are: precious life lessons that can only read more
Mistakes are a part of being human. Appreciate your mistakes for what they are: precious life lessons that can only be learned the hard way. Unless it's a fatal mistake, which, at least, others can learn from.
When you go into court you are putting your fate into the hands of twelve people who weren’t smart enough read more
When you go into court you are putting your fate into the hands of twelve people who weren’t smart enough to get out of jury duty.
Half the lies they tell about me aren't true.
Half the lies they tell about me aren't true.
Have you ever noticed what golf spells backwards?
Have you ever noticed what golf spells backwards?
In all matters of opinion, our adversaries are insane.
In all matters of opinion, our adversaries are insane.
Before I got married I had six theories about bringing up children; now I have six children and no theories.
Before I got married I had six theories about bringing up children; now I have six children and no theories.
The best cure for insomnia is to get a lot of sleep.
The best cure for insomnia is to get a lot of sleep.
Bigamy is having one wife too many. Monogamy is the same.
Bigamy is having one wife too many. Monogamy is the same.
